Jordan Salthouse

“well let’s hope we can put a smile on that young man’s face by the time” Commentator didn’t lie

🚨🚨Manchester United fans really love Casemiro. Oh how I wish he understood English very well to be hearing all of that 😭♥️

Prepped for @Arsenal 👀

@Carra23 @AndreyOnana @Carra23

Very much so! I will now go to war on my choices so let’s go!!

Coming soon…

BOOOOOOOOOOM! 2-2. Now go win it, Arsenal.

BOOOOOOOOM 2-3 Well deserved result - we’ve Been totally dominant.

Manchester United Vs Manchester City - Cinematic Highlights - The Carrick Derby

Class is permanent.

“LEAVE THE FOOTBALL BEFORE THE FOOTBALL LEAVES YOU” @Carra23

United's U18s were 4-0 winners over Brighton earlier in the PL Cup group stages. Ibragimov, Mantato and Lusale finished off ruthless counter-attacks early in the second half. Darren Fletcher's had them watching Kanchelskis and Ji-Sung Park! Full interview + report on Utd app.

Not just a 10/10🔥

@Carra23 @KingKnightEd DONT SPIT AT HIM CARRA LAD SHUT IT 😂😂

@KingKnightEd You haven’t got a clue what’s you’re talking about. You really think I hadn’t looked at the clip all day? I’ve been in that position a million times as a player, which gives me a better understanding than you’ll ever have.

Carragher with a classic ‘talking just to say something’ moment here. Had it myself on coaches courses or when pressed to analyze a random clip in 3 seconds from having first seen it. You can develop tunnel vision and be so convinced of your opinion, because of the need to say something, that you double down on it and see nothing else. If you step back and watch the clip a couple of times, you actually see that: The midfielder is tracking the run into the exact space Carragher says Konate should be in. That’s reason number 1 why Konate didn’t track him. Reason number 2 is that we don’t want our CB pulled all the way out to the half space if we can avoid it.

Now Ginge is king he can make people Sirs and Dames by laying a sword on their shoulders and shouting ‘YAKNIGHTED!’

This just about sums up my dads time in #ImACeleb