Johnny Sanchez

@DarrenCarter I ….can….not…..🤦🏽‍♂️👍🏽😂

Start That Party! #FridayVibes #Comedy #weekendmood youtube.com/channel/UCfP9q…

@kennedycasting Thank you so much for this!! 👏🏼👏🏼

@billdawes Ohhh you sked of all dis? Huh Cracka? You skerrrrd of all dis??!! 😂

I vomited for an hour after seeing the results of this poll. I still feel sick

@theshelber 😂🤣

When my fiancé asked for my parents approval to marry me they said “Are you sure? She’s a lot”

@JohnCampanelli1 @JeremyRenner 😆😂 I’ve gotten that for quite a few years.

@jsanchezcomic looks like a @JeremyRenner face swap

@eeeeemily @KimKardashian @skims It’s gonna happen! Btw. I was there right before you walked out to hand you a glass of wine 🍷? 😆

@_thomtran @BrianDouglasKNX Aw damn! Now I’m next. 🤦🏽‍♂️

Stupid @BrianDouglasKNX told me these exist so here I am at Trader Joe’s like an 8-year with a credit card. 🤦🏻

@eeeeemily 🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂

@theshelber 🤦🏽‍♂️😆😂

Schitt’s Creek 💀💀

@eeeeemily Omg yes! I was kidding!! 🤦🏽‍♂️👈🏽

@eeeeemily 🤔🤷🏽‍♂️😂 I think that’s code. Haha! Maaaan MD me on my MySpace girl!! 😂

@eeeeemily Ok. I’m going to MD you! 😂 👴🏽 No, seriously. I need to know who we all like Haha! ❤️

@eeeeemily Hahaha!! For the reals!! Let’s set it up for the Hol-E-Days!! 👈🏽 Thank you 😂

@eeeeemily Ohhh it was real! Sorry Boo Boo. My bad. Well then F her!! Does she know you E!?? The multi talented E!! Maaaan she betta reee-cog-nuh-zayyy!! 🤬

@eeeeemily ….or Subway smell? 🤔

@eeeeemily 🤦🏽‍♂️😆😂

@_thomtran @TheLaughFactory @HollywoodImprov @TheComedyStore Bro, I was just searching because I’m going to D-Land on Sun morning & the news was showing the closure so I Google for maps & see your name!! 😆 So I just saved your map/pic to my photos. Thanks brah!! 👍🏽😂

Here’s a rare traffic tweet on this account. This is for my comedian friends & fans going out or working this weekend: the 101 FWY will be COMPLETELY CLOSED starting tonight Fri. 10/22 at 10 PM until Sun. 10/24 at 3 PM. @TheLaughFactory @HollywoodImprov @TheComedyStore please RT

@TheComedyStore Happy Birthday Heart!! 15?? More like 20+!! 🎂

Happy belated Birthday to our lovely bartender Hart! Hart’s been with us over 15 years so it’s only fitting he spent his special day with his Store family. Here’s to another 15+ years at the Store!