Jøel (feat. pitbull)

I always keep a bat under my bed in case someome breaks in and tries to pitch a no hitter

@Pontiac_Bandito @formularacers_ Not everything has to become political my guy…. JFC…. You could have used ANY useless blob…. Yet here you are.. OH WAIT! I got it! You work for Storm-1516… just trying to sow dissent in any shape or form… it all makes sense now….

🚨 | There is a growing belief that action against the Mercedes engine is now inevitable. The FIA are expected to reach a decision before the Australian GP.

@RBR_Daily Classic max colors and stripes! Love it!

🚨 Max Verstappen unveils his helmet for the 2026 season.

@josefnewgarden dude your “perfect neighbor” commercial is freaking awesome!!!! And a good redemption from the “milk gimp” commercial 😂😂😂

@AshWithFur Well shaq gummies are made by Hershey… and sour patch from Mondelēz International…. So you put it there?

Why the hell is there a Shaq gummy in my sour patch kids

@AshWithFur Because you put it there?

Only @tomsegura can end his set with an A.I.D.S. Joke and get a standing ovation 😂😂😂 #teacher #A1setup #duckbytheneck

@SafetyNotorious But the fact that a GLOBAL company, changed their ENTIRE line of products, because of one single U.S. State is absolutely asinine

Glock Gen V go brrrrrrrrrrr

The choice of the editors to use “Foxy Shazam” for the intro to the newest season of Peacemaker is absolutely brilliant! I saw them in 2011 when they opened for Anberlin in Grand Rapids…. Absolute cinema @foxyshazam @anberlin

@fiadocsbot I mean… I get that it’s dangerous to drive on track with out brakes…. But the line saying “without a justifiable reason” I mean really? Seems pretty justifiable…. Just poor wording from the FIA…. I totally believe Lewis deserves a penalty… but they way the worded it? Wow

New document: Doc 60 - Infringement - Car 44 - Leaving the track without a justifiable reason multiple times Published on 05.10.25 17:08 CET fia.com/system/files/d… #F1 #Formula1 #FIA #SingaporeGP 🇸🇬

@elonmusk Bro I just now got it… yall lacking

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@realDonaldTrump How’s Portland doing?

Yes, I’m watching. Congratulations!

@MattP1Tommy There is crash that takes out both McLarens… and another single top team driver…. So 3 drivers out, two McLaren… and one either Red Bull, Ferrari, or Mercedes

What’s yours? 🤔

@kxly4news But why not 10pm to 8am?

A heads up for drivers on I-90 through Spokane and Spokane Valley next week. kxly.com/news/upcoming-…

Make an oath, then make mistakes Start a streak you're bound to break When darkness rolls on you Push on through Push on through

@tylerrjoseph Josh vocals?

jocals

@elonmusk Weird flex, but ok

There you have it

@PatricioOWard Spork

que mamada 💔

@kxly4news He was already on the freeway going westbound between Pines and Argonne when I saw him

13-year-old runaway crashes stolen truck trying to enter I-90, gets stuck in grass trying to escape. kxly.com/news/13-year-o…

@MattP1Tommy Screw making it an exhibition…. but get rid of the cars! Give the boys shifter karts and let them fight for points in shifter karts!

What’s yours? 🤔