Josh Platt

nickelback me posting my photos 🤝 “look at this photograph”

next season on king of collectibles: acquiring jack hughes’ half tooth

just trying to watch one of thee greatest animated films of all time, a fave since childhood, and my dumb brain is like: omg it’s shane and ilya

poker night with the boys ends with me sobbing in my car at almost 1am because poker = poker face = lady gaga = thinking about that time I saw her three times in a week and my life PEAKED GODDAMNIT ITS ALL BEEN DOWNHILL EVER SINCE

@nlyonne somehow I read this in your voice. obviously not in a comedic way but in a comforting way. sending you so much love ❤️

my two best friends on pokemon go? my friend/former coworkers mom and my irl best friends coworker. I’ve never met either of them but they gift me daily and this is why my type is without a doubt, older women

it’s pretty so I bought it lol

you come into my house on the day i figure out i am probably unemployed and you ask for $72 for the repress of fall out boy lead singer, patrick stump’s solo record, soul punk….

@themaine best song: like we did worst song: fuel to the fire best intro: my heroine best album: pioneer best collab: ho ho hopefully (ft Brighten) overrated: ice cave underrated: saving grace best cover art: american candy on repeat rn: sticky ps come back to calgary it’s been 6 yrs ❤️😭

The Maine’s… best song: worst song: best intro: best album: best collab: overrated: underrated: best cover art: on repeat rn:

labubu is what montreal canadiens fans do to the toronto maple leafs

stoked to listen to a new taylor swift record and be able to not relate to it because I will never find the love she sings about <3

the “frequent stops” bumper stickers on canada post vans

born in the same hospital as ted cruz. went to the same high school as pierre poilievre. sickened to my core daily by these facts

get me to God’s country

iykyk…. I watched this show sporadically when it was on air but I was a child and now I’m 27 and I want to join that club …. FUCK

just finished season 4 of house md

the hardest part of being addicted to anything and successfully quitting has got to be how serious your addiction is to others when active, but when you overcome initial withdrawal, people are so quick to forget and start to downplay it!!! and THAT makes me want a cigarette 🙂

matthew and brady tkachuk

@alanb_dood davinci resolve is great but. it also makes me want to k*ll myself lmao

i have 2 options at this point.. k*ll m*self or switch to davinci resolve

@wishesandcures it’s the wild wild west out here (a shit show)

how it feels to try to get into the photo pit at coke stage every year when you have the “wrong” accreditation that actually is not wrong but correct according to media relations but they apparently don’t tell this to security