Joe Simpson

Happy mother's Day.

@PattMerrin o god... ict no...

yeah if we could maybe borrow shells, a bass amp, and two girlfriends that’d be chill

That did me a heckin funny I tells yu. Doin a freakin ROFLCOPTER over here!!!

The best bands are ones where I can just listen to them and not think about gear... Specifically a tuner or metronome...

@thiccassbutt I remember asking a local guy "How convenient does this have to be for you to still want to do it?" I don't think they understood my question.

“So what’s backline looking like?” “Who’s backlining?” Shit dumb ass local bands who will not be offering to contribute whatsoever say as soon as a groupchat for show organization starts

@r0siep0siepuddn As far as her enemies well being... well.. that remains to be seen.

Holy fucking shit dude I looked in the mirror this morning when I got up and saw a girl who is going to be okay

@r0siep0siepuddn Make sure it's Blade Runner: The Final Cut

Gotta try watching blade runner again bc the first time I tried my roomie handed me the spoon to lick from a batch of edibles. All I remember is staring at Harrison Ford's face for what felt like hours before I realized I had no idea what was going on and was halfway to mars

@r0siep0siepuddn I was there. I can attest to the accuracy of this statement :)

went down the water slide major Saddam Hussein style goin fast as fuck

He is risen. The hero we desperately need.

@AutumnBelmont MKDS is really, really good.

Hosting a Mario Kart DS LAN party in 2025; I love my glorious transgendered existence

Happy mother's Day.

@bichebuni More acronyms than an aircraft avionics suite...

@bichebuni She's got a huge rack of options.

@bichebuni I have a secret nsfw Twitter account where I merge cells in Excel.

@bichebuni Can confirm.

@JerryTravisDrum You've found the right person to marry :)

@r0siep0siepuddn Try Star Picks. Always worked for me. Never dropped one during a performance. Not as durable as a normal tortex, but they're decent enough. You might need to go up a thickness, depending on what you're used to. They flex a little more.

"Rose why don’t you pursue music more" I've been trying to record one full song for four fucking hours and I can't find the one pick that my clammy fucking grippers can hold on to

@linemade666 Too many numbers in the username to be real.

thirteen followers

Thank you.