James Spelman

@a_riseborough66 Is smith still 50/50?

@jspellers180 Duckett 50/50 got runs in the bank Crawley ❌ Pope ❌ Root ✅ Brook ✅ Stokes ✅ Smith 50/50 would drop for the rest of ashes. Jacks ❌ Carse ❌ despite being leading wicket taker been too expensive. Tongue ✅ gets another go Archer ✅

Why do I keep doing it… but here we go again. Just don’t be cunts England! Bowl them out cheap and then bat and bat and bat please! For once use your fucking cabbage brains. #ashes25

@a_riseborough66 Who’s on the next flight home?

@a_riseborough66 They’ll be bowling again in a few hours 😂

Why all doom and gloom, by the 4th 5th test we may be competitive. Bowlers should be match fit and batters some time in the middle. We also may be able to hold on to our catches 😩 #Ashes2025 #preparation

I’ve only seen two tests in Australia and we won by an innings both times 😂 #ashes2010 #mcg #scg

Watching England bat.

Englands tail 😂

That’s shocking 😮

Maybe day 3 will be the best day to bat… if we make it there 😂 #Ashes2025 🎢 🏏

"It's kind of ironic..."

Daily dietary carbon allowance?!🤬

According to Virus Geezer Starmer is going to make an announcement tomorrow stating that we are all going to be issued a "Brit Card". If true the British people are going to erupt 🤬

Stephen Fry could easily be satirisng Keir Starmer in this clip.

@purts149 Looks a very threatening attack 😂

Cheap 100 incoming for Crawley and his whole summer will be sewn up

Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put Craigellachie 37 Year Old from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! masterofmalt.com/asksanta/whisk…

German renewable company RWE plans to install the biggest solar farm in the UK across 4,000 acres of land in Norfolk. The UK government’s GB Energy = giving huge contracts to foreign corporations to asset grab British prime farmland by plastering solar panels on it.

“It targets bacteria inside the Cows Stomach” New Vaccines to stop Cattle producing Methane are on their way. To ‘fight Climate Change’. They are insane.

"How this is even real life right now is absolutely f***ing mind boggling to me." my mate @danawhite speaks his mind on the upcoming election.

@SkyNews Name me a bigger 🔔 end 😂

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