Jossy

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Jossy

Jossy

@jsphabiodun

Quantity Surveyor || Site manager|| Real Estate|| Barcelona 💜 || Fact over emotion

Katılım Temmuz 2025
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Jossy@jsphabiodun·
@PrettyMfon Any woman who's of age should be looking forward to marry, not the other way around
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MFON ABIA@PrettyMfon

@Wizarab10 I relate. Leaving a good and loving father in the name of marriage is not easy at all especially if your Dad is your paddy. Pele Dear. You would be fine. Na so e dey be.

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Tue?? 😏😏 I like the way KWAM 1 is bashing her (If the pregnancy is true) Women should learn to be responsible for themselves & stop forcing themselves on individuals of high caliber. What's wrong in building relationship with someone within your CLASS or someone who wants u?
Ibironke Khadeejah Quadri@ronkecarew

An irresponsible person will forever remain one, what sort of example is He setting for His supposed mentees The stake is too high for you as a woman to procreate with irresponsible Men and br poor. Poverty demean and devalue, This Man would not respond this way If She was a High value person in the society. What a despicable character, Tue

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Lazy IT Guy@lazy_IT_guy

HR implemented a mandatory location-tracking app on all corporate devices to monitor employee office attendance. This was an immediate existential threat to my daily routine. I realized that if they tracked my phone, they would know my "remote server audits" were just me sitting in my car listening to podcasts. I wrote a custom Bash script to feed the HR database randomized GPS coordinates every 3 seconds. By noon, the application dashboard showed me simultaneously standing in the breakroom, the CEO's private bathroom, and a deep-sea oil rig off the coast of Norway. The head of HR barged into the basement server room, demanding to know why my profile icon was rapidly teleporting across the globe. I told her that the tracking software had accidentally bridged an unsecured backdoor into the international satellite grid. I explained that Russian state-sponsored hackers were currently using her app's API to triangulate our corporate headquarters for a targeted orbital EMP strike. She looked physically sick, dropped her tablet on the floor, and asked how we could stop the impending attack. I told her I would have to manually flood the telemetry firewall with corrupted packets to blind their orbital targeting systems. I stood up, violently ripped a completely unrelated USB cable out of the wall, and told her the localized signal was temporarily jammed. She immediately uninstalled the tracking software from the corporate network and sent a company-wide apology email for compromising our physical safety. Management permanently exempted me from all future attendance monitoring, viewing my geographic anonymity as a critical layer of corporate defense. I spent the rest of the week leaving at 10:30 AM to hit up a local arcade and play pinball on the company dime.

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This happened in Nigeria though. I was working in a Chinese firm, the Chinese man saw me using office laptop to surf internet, he didn't even say anything but reported me to the HR. When HR called asking me questions, shame wear me agbada 😂
Adé@Julyannsark

I was on medication and thank goodness I reported it to my supervisor. One saw me taking it during lunch break and asked what I was using it for. I told her everything and I found out she reported me the next day. I won mad. Thank God I reported it before all that happened.

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