Jerome Patterson

Eat food, jack off, watch sports. Thanks for asking.

@HeatvsHaters Fucking hoe ass

The Bam Adebayo injury after LaMelo Ball took his leg out.

@BrianSuttererMD SYBAU!

Bam's point total is capped the moment the Heat start intentionally fouling up 25 points

@HenryTheBlasian Us Heat fans been waiting for this day. Dudes so disrespected

If you asked me to name which NBA player would be the first to drop 60 points this season I would get through half the NBA roster before saying Bam Edrice Adebayo.

BAM ADEBAYO JUST SET A NEW HEAT FRANCHISE SCORING RECORD 62 POINTS

Bam Adebayo at HALF: 🔺43 points 🔺13/24 FG 🔺5/11 3P 🔺12/14 FT

@HeatvsHaters 43 bro wtf lol

Bam Adebayo scoring update: 38 points

@HeatvsHaters We aint winning this just so eveyone knows. We dont have enough size. 2nd tallest player is unplayable and our tallest been in foul trouble all night

Jazz: 61 Heat: 52 Halftime

@HeatvsHaters Hell nah

Fadeaway world’s Ja Morant to Heat trade package: • Andrew Wiggins • Jaime Jaquez Jr • Nikola Jovic • 2027 First-Round Pick • 2031 First-Round Picm What we thinking…??

@HeatvsHaters Straight mixed em lol

LMFAOOO BAM JUST HAD GOBERT SPINNING

@HeatvsHaters No one thats suggesting these trades watches a lick of Heat basketball. Every trade makes us worse 🙄

SB Nation’s Giannis / Heat trade package: • Tyler Herro • Davion Mitchell • Kel’el Ware • Jaime Jaquez Jr • 2030 First-Round Pick • 2032 First-Round Pick

@HeatvsHaters Wrong time to let Niko try and earn his spot back 🙄

Nikola Jovic I believed in you, but you’re ASS wtf

@HeatvsHaters Playing down to our opponents as usual

The Heat been sloppy. The face the Warriors are still in it is embarrassing idc

@HeatvsHaters 🫡

HVH is in surgery preparing to give Bam his toe and Herro his ankle 🤝 Thank you for your concerns

@HeatvsHaters Got me that bday W!

THE ANDREW WIGGINS GAME WINNER

@HeatvsHaters I need that bday Dub!

Heat vs Cavs. ITS TIME TO BALL YALL

@HeatCulture13 @MiamiHEAT I dont work Tuesdays so I have no problem staying up late lol

How many of you Heat fans are staying up for the 10:30 tip off tonight? 🤔

MAMA MIA SIMONE CAN STROKE THAT THANG

Bill Nye the Football Guy @JacoryMerritt15 | #RaiseHail

@TalkinYanks The Schlitt Commander!

CAM!