Justin Ryan

@messycupcakes Is it a choker?

messycupcakes necklace stays on during sex

@messycupcakes LOL, no. PHL, IAD, …

DIA is the worst airport ever

@messycupcakes There’s no reason to tolerate that!

my tolerance is so low i’m drunk off one airport beer slay!

Dj pro tip. Play something god awful, and follow it up with a banger. The crowd will go crazzzzzzzyyyyyyyyy

Urgent Call For Help! – Keenesburg, CO -The Sanctuary is in dire need of an attorney that can help protect the animals from developers who are blatantly violating the terms of a contract they have with our organization. 10 years ago two women @SherryWigaard and @Velois Smith decided to apply for a PUD Subdivision to be built next door to our Sanctuary, but thankfully, Weld County made them secure a contract with us to help protect the animals. The contract had terms that would help mitigate the chances of people moving into this new subdivision and then forcing the Sanctuary to move or shut down. The developers previously lived here in Colorado but moved to Florida many years ago, which resulted with the development coming to a halt. However, these ladies decided they now want to make money from the development and are now moving forward with the subdivision construction and sale of homes. HOWEVER, THEY HAVE CEASED ADHEREING TO THE CONDITIONS OF OUR CONTRACT! They have been ghosting the Sanctuary and ignoring all of our efforts to contact and work with them - and are moving ahead at a high rate of speed. By not following the stipulations of this very important contract, all of the animals at our Keenesburg facility are at risk! If you or anyone you know is a practicing attorney and can help us stop the progress of this development and force these two women to adhere to the very import contract conditions THEY AGREED TO, we would greatly appreciate you and/or them getting in touch with us. Time is of the essence, as they are attempting to fill the subdivision right now! Call the Sanctuary at 303-536-0118 or email us at information@wildanimalsanctuary.org. Sherry Wigaard - facebook.com/sherry.wigaard Velois Smith - facebook.com/velois.smith

@messycupcakes Oh my god; can I get a picture with you?

i’m so sick of these weird ass men being obsessed with me it’s making me crash out 😭

(The United Stares of America, not China.)

This fucking country needs to be punished for its stupidity.

@messycupcakes Benefits are only included with full-time jobs.

looking for a friend with benefits minus the friend part

One of the greatest gems to come out of Microsoft in its 50-year history 😊 Microsoft Minesweeper — the OG time-passer and stress-tester since day one. Long live Minesweeper! 💻💣

To everyone who’s freaking out about the economy right now: you still don’t get it. You can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape. So if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes

Way to go Trump, tanking markets like clockwork.

@messycupcakes Oof.

Please listen from start to finish <3

These main stage Ultra opening sets are embarrassingly terrible.

Picture Of The Day! Location: The Wild Animal Sanctuary, Keenesburg, CO. Beautiful Balam enjoying the sunshine at The Wild Animal Sanctuary in Keenesburg, Colorado. #TheWildAnimalSanctuary #wildanimalsanctuary #Colorado #sanctuary

@Alidad I appreciate your translation of the Worldcrunch article about the Shakira economy, but as a member of the Special Effects team that distributes them, I can confirm that the official designation of the “wolf dollar” is the “Shaki” (shh-aak-ee).

@daamaer Yes.

@jstnryan Humans invented religions? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏

Religion.

When you want to relieve your stress! 😂