James Murphy

@BPete1970 @peelypops @chrishlfc7 Can we do this on Saturday?

Gonna be knackered in 4 hours but hey ho! Night night

@InspGadgetBlogs Take this huge number, and apply it across Fire & Rescue, NHS, Local Councils etc etc

Imagine this £1.2 million in wages and £400,000 in training per year, duplicated in 43 police forces for at least the last 15 years, yet apparently police are still 'institutionally racist'. So what exactly have these people been doing? 🤔

@FreddyQuinne <Must have a sensor, so that if my door gets kicked in it auto erases>

ITV: ‘Celebrity’ Big Brother Also ITV: Wear these name badges. 🙄 #CelebrityBigBrother

The Cheesecake company (we created 15 mins ago) is extremely premier. 🧐 #TheApprentice

@Argos_Online @ArgosHelpers I’ve had an email to say 879/2437 is back in stock, but it’s still showing as Sold Out??

@Argos_Online Any idea as to when 884/4024 will be back in stock?

@Beno_ldn Despite the rising cost of living, it remains very popular.

While many complain about life in general and the cost of living etc, I am sitting on a sofa that costs £3,500, lovely and warm in front of a fire place costing £2,300, watching the latest film on a 90" smart TV that costs £4,000. Right now, I'm so happy, with no worries and not a care in the world. Not even the staff at John Lewis, who keep asking me to leave can spoil my day.

@CMPG @M6tollRoad @StaffsPolice Reversing at that speed is beyond believable.

3️⃣7️⃣ drivers will be receiving a letter this Christmas but unfortunately it won't be from Santa 🎅 Slow down ❗️#FATAL4 @M6tollRoad @StaffsPolice C-Unit Doxey

Legia Warsaw Chairman: ‘When you’re done designing that badge for our shirt you can get off early!’ Graphic Designer: . . .

Not lifted a single finger, but is now refusing to eat Fred’s food. 😂 Think he’ll be forgiven soon enough. #ImACeleb

@ManUtd Noah, 18

⚪ Bringing our third kit to your lockscreen 📲 Submit your requests below and we'll do as many as we can 👇 #MUFC

Watching @JamieHComedy was everything I expected it to be. 😂🤣

@FreddyQuinne Slowly past schools?

@chrishlfc7 Why? Are they expensive?

Holy shit lol ... 9 bullets might of been overkill 🙈

@ladbible You only need to un-crop this photo, and look at his security team to see it wasn’t the real Ed. Complete non-story.

🚨 | Parklife Festival goers convinced Ed Sheeran has turned up to play unannounced gig More below 👇

@TiredSgt That automated system he used is built upon servers, developers, firewalls etc etc. I agree, £60 seems high but no humans doesn’t mean no overheads.

My son just swapped his car insurance over with Sainsburys. Did it online, immediately received now online certificate. Never spoke to a human, took him about 2 mins. They've charged £60 'costs ' At least Dick Turpin wore a mask

@MPSSpecials I appreciate the reply. Surely muscle memory plays a huge part in racking a baton/drawing PAVA. Again, not a dig, just an observation. 👍🏻

@jtm_mufc Hi James, the kit belts used in training are out of a store cupboard on site. Our peronsal issue ones are all set up correctly!

PPST (Public & Personal Safety Training) is completed twice a year for all officers of all ranks. This includes the annual Job Related Fitness Test (JRFT). Do you have what it takes to make a difference & join the ranks of the Special Constabulary? met.police.uk/car/careers/me…

No Golden Buzzers left, but the rig was still set up with golden Confetti. 🧐 #BGT