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@jtraub91

thoughts and opinions are not my own

Austin, TX Katılım Kasım 2012
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jason@jtraub91·
they call it a hotel because you told me about it, hoe
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jason@jtraub91·
spam caller: if this was not you, pls hang up bitch you called me
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Heel and sole Heal and soul Why???
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jason@jtraub91·
jersey mike gotta be the most successful person ever from jersey
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~ Cordelia@samanthawillman·
This morning I was running late and I projected that stress onto my barista who is great and was working very hard and I feel guilty about that
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miss worm@missus_wormy·
i would never post actual truths about my personal life on the internet
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Tokyo@otokyo__·
Who remembers what they were doing the morning of 9/11?
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jason@jtraub91·
american spirit >>> marlboro
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jason@jtraub91·
americans ability to drive drunk is unmatched
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CHLOÉ HAPPE@bronzeageshawty·
I randomly kind of want to go get drunk and eat Mexican food. But I won't.
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agent bubblegum@kaitduffy·
35 years-old and still doing molly like are you trying to die
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jason@jtraub91·
wine and cigarettes
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Tiffany Fong@TiffanyFong·
Your balls are riddled with microplastics.
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jason@jtraub91·
@iberianymph imagine living in california and taking a picture of a tennis court
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isabella@iberianymph·
imagine not living in California
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jason@jtraub91·
we don't want to see your baby's mammograms. give him some privacy for pete's sake
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jason@jtraub91·
ur city is as cool as ur baseball team
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jason@jtraub91·
it really is thirst trap thursday huh
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jason@jtraub91·
@samanthawillman i originally thought you wrote "circumcised" and tbh that probably also works here
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~ Cordelia@samanthawillman·
It's funny because I think that the story of modernity could be more or less circumscribed by the rise and fall of our notion of domesticity.
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