Jess Christianson

@RealityTVBliss Ugh ppl will do literally anything to restrict, infantilize and shame women and mothers, so annoying!

Einstein did you read the part about very little research done on the subject. The CDC had put out guidelines which Nia can’t follow because the baby won’t take a bottle. She had no control on when the baby will want to feed again. Let me reiterate there is very little research on breastfeeding and use of alcohol. Personally I think Nia is lying about the baby not taking the bottle. I don’t think she would risk it. She may be telling production the baby won’t take a bottle but I don’t believe her

Nia said her daughter won’t take the bottle so she has to bring her everywhere yet on the vacation she drank alcohol both nights. How did she feed the baby while drinking alcohol? #TheValley

Couldn’t find my earbud tonight so I cranked the volume up to 100 and put on the B&B @RobHasApodcast and sure enough I hear @AMikeBloomType vociferating from behind the cutting board on my kitchen counter, thank you for your service Mike

@ClaireRehfuss He’s incredibly pro-faithful

an INSPIRED casting choice

5yo got invisible ink pens today, tonight at bedtime 7yo said “i wrote on the wall by my bed but its okay because no one can see it” and my husband said “I can!” and pulled his uv flashlight out of his pocket and there in giant letters was just the word “DIE” 💀 so there’s that.

@TheBigBroTea This was my first season with feeds, I was nursing my first baby (now 11😭) round the clock and my husband had gone to dental school with Johnny Mac so I went for it and my life was changed forever

You just had to be there #bb27

@cbassett33 Haha yes reality tv is the only tv in my world too, so many good social strategy/competition shows the last few years and beyond

@jtraugs Lol, I don’t have that kinda time….I’m not even really a tv watcher. But traitors got me messed up! Now I’m hooked on challenge/reality tv

#Survivor50 Ep II thoughts coming tomorrow, gotta organize them first….that being said, I’m starting to see the legend that is #Cirie. But damn man…Christian….sorry bro…🥴🥴🥴 good thing they let yall bring extra clothes now 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@cbassett33 But Survivor is only once a week, there are 6 other nights to devote to catching up on all the incredible television you’ve apparently (tragically) missed over the years. I hope Candiace will watch some with you!! We need her takes as well.

@jtraugs It’s very much on the list….after #Survivor50

@cbassett33 Old era is seasons one through 40. New era is 41 through the present. Old era was 39 days and the location moved around. New era is 26 days and always in Fiji.

I need someone to explain to me….like I’m an idiot (yea yea yea) why is the difference between “old era” and “new era” #Survivor #Survivor50

@michaelhorn23 @Brian_Scally Yesss Atlanta and Potomac!

@Brian_Scally Atlanta next!!

I’m officially all caught up on OG RHONY. Two franchises down

@robcesternino @RobHasApodcast I know damn well you’ve got some Spanish speakers on the payroll, PLEASE we’re out here in the trenches regretting our life choices and we don’t know Spanish but we need live feed updates for #LCDLF6 YOU’RE OUR ONLY HOPE, ROBERT!

@RobHasApodcast I can't breathe

today is the sixteenth anniversary of #RHAP. enjoy this compilation of our favorite moments over the past 16 years. we love you all. thank you.

@FromAcme @Ieathersuit (Compliment)

@Ieathersuit Madison, Wi ……the home of insurrectionists!

No nyc, no chicago, no atlanta, no boston, philly, dc, but Madison Wisconsin???

@TheTraitorsUS The Rob C erasure will not stand!

Treachery earns a toast. #TheTraitorsUS is streaming now on Peacock, new episodes Thursdays at 9pm ET.

@cbassett33 @TherealCANDIACE Post recaps! Try #survivor and #survivor50 for traffic, there’s lots of excitement for 50 coming up and we love newbie recaps/hottakes! Survivor Twitter is insane and we love Candiace. If you could both become regulars on RHAP that would be great for me.

Ok….Jett is in bed….@TherealCANDIACE is doing 12 #amazonlives (go watch her) so #Survivor37 #DavidvsGoliath…here I come!

@cbassett33 @TherealCANDIACE Such a good season to start with! My 11 yo started watching live with me for season 47 and I had him start with season 37 after that. It’s my favorite. You’ll love it!

@AMikeBloomType @robcesternino Yam Yam is dead to us!

@robcesternino Rob talks about dealing with his reputation as a #Survivor strategist on #TheTraitors, and which player decided to spread that reputation around the castle as soon as they could 👀 Full #TheTraitorsUS interview: parade.com/tv/rob-cestern…

Truly never thought I'd say this, but I bring to you my exit interview with @robcesternino! Lots of great stuff, including his relationship with Candiace, and who began spreading word around #TheTraitors castle of his #Survivor reputation: parade.com/tv/rob-cestern…

Johnny: Tara and I are besties but we’re totally gonna play it cool so no one will notice” meanwhile this is Rob #TheTraitorsUS #TheTraitors

A: How far would you go to get the money? R: I’d do almost anything. A: What’s the bit you wouldn’t do? R: Is this an indecent proposal? #TheTraitorsUS