John

Early in my career, @ThisIsTNA once tried to pull me off a @ringofhonor show the day of to fly me to Orlando early for their PPV. Before telling me they even called ROH to tell them I wasn’t coming. At the time, I was on a per-appearance deal.

“He came up to me and said in his simpleton Georgia accent ‘thank you for learnin’ me what a teevee camera is mister Triple H sir! In TNA we called them magic picture boxes!’”.

Welp. Nic Nemeth and TNA are afraid of the AEW World Champion. Shame old, Carlos doesn’t care about the fans or his roster getting paid. I’ll still be there @CreateAPro Let’s see if Nicky still has the balls to show up to Long Island. In the meantime. I’m in Canada. Anxiously waiting to hear “god” Kenny omega try to convince the world I’m not gonna whoop his ass on April 12th. #aewdynamite

@JCup2013 Best of luck 👍

I will be busy this evening. MASSIVE sit down that will change friendship dynamics. Wish me well 🫡

MJF says a man claiming to be a pilot once tried abducting him at an AEW event: “A pilot walks up to me and he goes, ‘Mr. Friedman, I’m going to be flying you out back home after the show’s proceedings.’ Which to be fair, I’ve flown on the jet with my boss up to that point anyway. Not to the island, well, to the island, as in Long Island, the only island that matters. So I find my boss after this pilot says this to me and I knock on his door. He opens the door and he goes ‘Max!’ I go ‘Yeah, it’s me. I want you to know how much this means to me. The fact that you’re trying to fly me back to my dad as soon as possible after he had the heart attack.’ Cause he did know, my boss Tony Khan. And he goes,’ What the f*ck are you talking about?’ And I go ‘The pilot just told me’. He goes ‘I didn’t f*cking book you a jet to go back home tonight.’ So now I go back over with one of my bosses, one of the EVPs of the company, QT Marshall. And QT goes, ‘So, who did you say hired you, again?’ He goes, ‘Tony Khan’. We go, ‘Okay, are you sure about that?’ And then security comes and they grab this guy, and QT goes, ‘Wait a minute. We’ll let you stay if you show us your pilot’s license’. And the guy, I sh*t you not, does this. ‘Ah, I left it at home’. Get the f*ck out of here. So then they f*cking, I guess they throw the guy in whatever you call the brig or whatever. We still don’t know how he got there. We still don’t know how he got backstage. To be fair, our security team has changed since then but it probably was the building security, not even AEW security fault. But they asked this guy, ‘What were you planning on doing?’ And he was honest. He said he was gonna f*cking abduct me.’” (@adam_talkshow)

The Comeback Kids. #RepBX

@JCup2013 Same to you. Go Yankees. We're winning 105 games this and taking the whole damn thing. Bookmark this tweet, let's see how it turns out in October. 👍

Kid is asleep. Yankees are on. Bowl has been smoked. Beer is being sipped. Trying to appreciate the simple joys of life, especially living in these dark times. I hope all of you are doing well.

@nicklopiccolo @THEVinceRusso

alternate idea: tony khan hires @THEVinceRusso to run creative and jeremy piven as an ari gold “gillberg” version of ari emanuel/tko screaming about ratings every segment. kevin dillon (johnny drama) wins the tnt title beating david arquette in a death match. absolute insanity 👀

@jpooch21 Yup. And people will always jump all over me for this statement. Tony Khan will be out of the wrestling business when he chooses to be out (if ever). Paul Lesveque and Nick Khan will be out of it when TKO decides they want to go in a different direction.

@espn Lol @stoolpresidente

First one of the year for Manny Machado and it’s a big one 💥 3-run HR puts the Padres up 6-4 🔥

@consumertc All of the cherry coke cans seem to hit like no other soda can. I can't think of one that doesn't stand out on a shelf from the other brands of soda.

Not technically an easter product, but here’s a pastel, German Cherry Coke can for the aesthetic (1990)

It amazes me that the people you'd expect to defend last nights Smackdown are doing so. It equally amazes me how some of the people you'd expect to defend it are dead silent on it.

A woman completely disappears behind Scarlett Johansson on the red carpet

Conan O’Brien congratulates Danhausen on his WWE debut, recalls meeting him: “Five years ago this month, we did our very first fan episode. I really love these segments and the very first one featured a fan of mine named Danhausen. Now, Danhausen is a wrestler, and he explained to me when we did this very first fan episode that he had loosely based his character, his wrestling character, on me if I was an interdimensional demon, which seems redundant to me. Danhausen and I had a great conversation. We talked about comedy, performance, the love of entertaining people. And what struck me, and still I remember this to this day, Danhausen told me that he had been grinding away for the past eight years, driving 12 hours every weekend, just be able to get up in front of people and wrestle. And this is a guy who just applied an incredible work ethic to his passion, and I was so impressed with this fellow. Now it's five years later and I am thrilled to report that Danhausen has recently made his WWE debut to rave reviews. And this is proof again that if you can marry hard work to your passion, you can go places. So on behalf of myself and all of us here at Team Coco, massive congratulations and mad respect to Danhausen. And I'm so proud of you. Happy for you.” (Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend)

Will Ospreay apparently has no friends.

🎶Goo Goo Dolls released ‘Iris’ 28 years ago, April 1, 1998

@RobbieBarstool All the lights and such on the different monitors still work, including the heart rate monitors of the astronauts.

@RobbieBarstool At Kennedy Space Center they have a theater with the mission control desk from the 60's, all in working order, and they play audio of the final few minutes til launch of an old launch and they light up each station where the person who's talking was sitting. Its pretty cool.

Everyone giving this launch the final "Go" sounds so sick. I'd love to give a spaceship the go one day.

@4QueensLV April fools :)

Big things are happening on Fremont Street… 👀 We’re excited to announce the Royal Bridge Project connecting Four Queens and Binion’s. Details coming soon.

@JCup2013 He's too much of a pussy to do a blog of his own. Couldn't handle the criticism probably.

My fave hater