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When he's a waist grabber, forehead kisser, and pulls me close every chance he gets... yeah I'm done fr 😮‍💨

let a real bitch slideeee

me? a brat? yeah why

him: “you look good with your glasses” me:

when he worships you but is dominant, big fan

i love when a baddie compliments me, thank you sexy you're who i do it for!

i say yay outloud too like this isn’t just my internet persona this is real me

Y’all have called for my career for less.

i fell for the fishwife propaganda and…i fear they were right 😭

it’s exactly what i imagined doing crack feels like

jeans and a kitten heel does it for me every time 🤭

@privdoesstuff @Su1c1deGuy how fast are you evolving your virus? 😭 i always make it to greenland

@Su1c1deGuy well you just make it really contagious and wait till it gets on a boat. that way you wont have to worry about no one going to greenland once they close aquatic borders

this is why you always start in greenland in plague inc

I don’t have my notifications on for any social media apps and it’s so annoying how often they beg you to turn it on. NO

when ur toxic traits are avoidance and isolation but ur love languages are quality time and physical touch

@teddytoast7 @Eloquent6_ nokia would have had to come out before the beef for him to be a prophet

@juanbrissimo @Eloquent6_ ..pls, enlighten me then

DJ Whoo called Drake & told him Lucian was asking questions. “Who’s calling my phone” was a statement, not a question. This nigga Drake.

Ngl when I say " it's cool " please know sht hotter than a spoon in a crack house 😂😂

@teddytoast7 @Eloquent6_ i don’t think you know what the word prophet means 😭

@Eloquent6_ lmaooooooo I love when yall come up with these theories, to make Drake look like some kinda prophet

i recognized it immediately 🤣 that’s crazy

@connormclesbian @PanasonicDX4500 this is exactly what went through my mind 😂 when humans started catching it from other humans i said “looks like somebody just used their dna points to upgrade the transmission” 🤣

@PanasonicDX4500 i mean everyone knows that when you play plague inc you can’t upgrade to the killer symptoms to quickly

“the hantavirus kills you too effectively for it to become a full blown pandemic” is the kind of jaded analysis I look for from a virologist

@crizzonet @CJ1two my gas is $4.29 ain’t no way 😭

@CJ1two i just paid $2.21 a gallon in Georgia 🤷🏻‍♂️

If gas is $6.99 here in OHIO, that shit must be $22.75 in Cali