Hank “The Bat” Venture

@JohnDoe1439425 @AidanResnick Ligma

@juangilberto214 @AidanResnick Dodgers right?

I mean, obviously not.

If I see one more fraud d3baseball vote I’m gonna storm the d3baseball capital #patbloomstolethetop25

@ROsborneNolan Rick, great points. You’d think these allegedly ball knowing voters would appreciate the balls on the roons to fly out to California. Maybe they should be home field merchants like washu and hopkins. As for the Mother Clucker, just the thought brings tears to my eyes.

Well put, BJ. Thank god these voters don’t decide games or these Maroons might’ve lost 16 in a row. Separately, would go and try the Mother Clucker from Carbone (Mexican). Can’t beat a burrito with a pound of tequila lime chicken.

@ROsborneNolan After Ty Chen’s breakout year, if this rumor comes to fruition the boys from Boston are going to look like the dodgers next year #uniqlofieldatsteindiamond

Hearing rumblings of a big portal splash coming for the Judges. Dojo Sports first on the scoop #bangthegavel

About to get spooky in aurora

@CaesarJackson72 @ROsborneNolan Agreed. No room for that on this platform.

@ROsborneNolan Can you chill on the hate?

Not trying to hate but is this really ball knowledge? Feel like this is a pretty commonly known video. Again not trying to hate.

@MartyFlyer19 #weakknuckles

Roons are UUA champs btw. Anyway, Oreo or M&M mcflurry? There is a right answer and it is M&M

Heavy Jewish mysticism vibes at J Kyle today

@AidanResnick Stros need to sign Bauer

Real fans tried to argue that Giolito wouldn't help this rotation.

@ROsborneNolan Put the ankles away for the love of all that’s holy

OOTD. Thoughts?

@ROsborneNolan 🥰

Up late missing @juangilberto214 rn

@ROsborneNolan Oh that’s Phil and em?

@juangilberto214 Reminds me of the MWC Maroons in 2024… few know

POTW sweep for the maroons… about time the UAA gives them some recognition

@ROsborneNolan Astute observation Mr. Osborne-Nolan. I can’t eat chipotle…gives me the shits. Anyway, would love to pick your brain about the salsa double up if you’ve got an hour this week. —HV

Is it just me or is #UAATwitter mighty quiet after the first #sweepies of the season? Might just be me. Anyway, here’s my Chipotle order: Brown rice Black beans Double chicken (one portion pastor) Light pico Green salsa Light sour cream Light cheese Guac Lmk thoughts below⬇️⬇️

Sleeper for nastiest pitch in the UAA: Connor “Massive” Dong’s ghost fork. Emory hitters are going to be haunted by it for weeks 👻👻👻

@BobLoblaw_UAA Heard he might be breaking out a Cat 6 to terrorize the violets next weekend

With the switch back to his Marucci Reckless Hybrid, Chicago 1B Max Wiesner has broken the UAA single season record for bat switches! Certainly an interesting decision by Wiesner this weekend considering he hit a ball into the CWRU visitor bullpen last weekend with a Combat MFG

Not only is it Yordan-Shohei-Soto, but it’s been that way for a very, very long time.

Congrats to Braden Jirovec for breaking maroons the all time steals record. Even though he hawks loogies indoors like a barnyard animal, you can’t deny that the boy can play