Juan Sanchez

#Eclipse #Eclipse2024

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Year 2 Happy birthday @TheRock ! Should we do our birthdays together this year? My place or yours?

@TheRock Happy birthday to you and I! Do you tell other people that you share a birthday with me like I do with you?

#Suzume in a nutshell

The rope not being able to withstand the weight of Finn's massive dick NEEDS to be the storyline explanation for that absolutely tragic finish. Make it happen, WWE. #ExtremeRules

@roamingfran Ramen nights, bring them back!

I’ve missed ramen so much that in the midst of my errand running when I saw a ramen shop in the distance I took the next exit off the highway and doubled back. Ramen and sake are undefeated duo in my life. I miss doing this weekly

Don’t get pulled over because your iPhone def going to snitch

SpaceX launching satellite Doge-1 to the moon next year – Mission paid for in Doge – 1st crypto in space – 1st meme in space To the mooooonnn!! m.youtube.com/watch?v=s3NWyh…

Your stomach ever make some really weird sounds that you just think... mind ya business, I make the decisions around here.

It’s beautiful 🥺 #Doge

Tomorrow I'm on @TheEllenShow , talking about ....you guessed it #dogecoin !

Am hosting SNL on May 8

No amount of improved vision will ever get me to stop squinting to count the L’s in Phillip.

@roamingfran Same 😞 we need to go to Mr. Max!!

I could use a bowl tonight

@roamingfran At this point, I am following for the eventual big reveal. 😬

Still tearing up at the fact that she got me flowers, a candle, my favorite ginger ale, and wrote me a love note. Best believe I spoke some strong intentions into the dinner I proceeded to cook.

@francast21 Good Lord 1000x Yes. I’m ready for short hair Franny

A coworker of mine just cut most of his hair and now I’m so tempted to cut mine😅🤦🏽‍♂️ Thankfully I made it past the worst of the Texas Summer so that feeling should go away soon.

@CocaCola I know times are tough and all, but can we please make it a priority to get #VanillaCoke back in stores? Asking for Texas. 😩