Juan “Big Trust” Uribe ,CPA

@13B_SWAPPED They don’t know nothing bout climbing the tree Parker

parents trying to tell me liking 6’0 chicks is “weird” and “problematic”

@lesgoldschnitz If you were a member of a private club you wouldn’t have these issues Les. Get you’re money up.

I get it’s just the range but the wife beater ain’t it. Have some class #shrink

@runawaybeertrck This is definitely a bottom 5 fit I’ve seen and there’s some bad ones on here

Had to break out the whale for the first date with the new wife. #3yardsandacloudofdust

@baldwin_dick69 Hang it up Dick

Is it acceptable to have a burner post grad? Might have to call it quits here soon.

@murphyplshomer Are u insecure

Fellas is it gay to eat by urself

@voddysodas Stay in Philly, Saul. You are not welcome

If I don’t have a gut like this after mdw then I did it wrong #bloatmax

@phoggotallen Love the order Fran

Eating chipotle, blasting music, was cruising through my hometown. Function with the high school boys later. Does it get much better than this?

@sackmansupreme Am I seeing high socks with slides? #whatthefuck

My gf put me in the 3rd slide of her dump but it’s only a back view from afar #whatdatmean #lank

@RichardCranny69 Juan

What do you think the most attractive name on the planet is?

@tapean04 Are u in highschool mark?

How do we feel abt these #LANK

@LongJohn1962 Holy shit 😂😂😂 fucking loser

This might be the worst college tour of all time

@donthurtemgirth “Larping” and “Audi” #urbroke

I love larping in my moms car while listening to thug shit about making it out the mud #privilege

@BlueRaiderFans Just say u get no box

New SEC couple dropped #wtf #shrink

You should only be allowed down the shore if you own property. #sorryboutit

@donthurtemgirth Back office final boss

These are the types of connections I need #networking

@DaveyJoneso7 Expand

Got this as a gift, need to know if this is a #shrink or #expand

@theomistofficer Low IQ would be attending URI

Disheartening lack of ball knowledge here.

@theomistofficer 1. Not a geed 2. People who call others a geed are in bouse 3. The bars there fucking suck and there isn’t even a college town 4. You’re broke 5. A URI degree is as good as getting ur associates degree at the local community college

@juantoomanybeer We must be thinking of different uri’s. You strike me as a panchos (gay) guy and you 100% were a geed please kick some rocks

@theomistofficer I went to URI. Poverty school all around. Women, academics, sports, town. Enjoy being broke, Mr Miller.

@juantoomanybeer Mr Uribe, please verse yourself in the women of the ocean state before posting dumb shit in my comment section. You’re no man of the #BRAND

@AriGoldsBurner I don’t wanna hate but the lax stick is so fucking gay 😂😂😂 irrelevant sport

Who said Mondays had to suck?