Ben Judd

Covid is the grinch

*enters my patients room* me: “how are you today?!” sweet little old lady patient: “it’s my birthday???”

Uber but they make you drive the car

@just_dunk_it_40 #tb420

Men between 6’1 and 6’4 walk around all cocky like their height is an achievement rather than genetically predetermined. But my 6’5 and up kings are more humble probably because they smack their heads on lotsa stuff and can’t fit on airplanes

Windex is spicy

My house is on fire but I do not care

“If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?” The deep wisdom embedded in the stalls of local convenient stores is breathtaking.

socrates: to do is to be plato: to be is to do scooby: do be do

Ben Wallace went from: -Cuyahoga Community College -Virginia Union (D-II) -Undrafted -Italy -Barely made NBA To: -NBA champ -4x All-Star (only undrafted starter) -4x DPOY (most ever) -5x All D 1st Team -Best D +/- ever Put this man in the Hall of Fame.

Aerial image of Michigan and the Great Lakes today

@KFerrismomma @GarrettPopcorn This is the best popcorn I've ever had

@GarrettPopcorn The best way to start the new year!

*Playing Euchre* “Pick it Up” My brain: Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Me: What’s trump again?

Me: I'm sorry I broke your drone Him: it wasn't a drone, it w- Me: was it flying? Him: yes b- Me: and did it have a human pilot? Him: no b- Me: then it's a drone Him: *holding corpse of his parrot* no

Whenever im losing the arguement i shoot my fire arm in the air and scream