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@roseromaunt I could never eat a creature like this. His delicious mouth demands only a kiss

@cronenbabe Maybe he expected “yes I do, when are you free?”, sometimes you can tell after 1 reply youre going to be doing all the heavy lifting

guy i matched with on hinge opened by asking me if i like sushi and i replied "yes, i do 🙂‍↕️" and then he unmatched........... genuinely what was I supposed to reply

@MurrayHillGuy1 I lay horizontal and still passed the test 👍

Dating apps are really having men verify their height 😂😂 Are we going to bring out scales for women next?

@arcanajinxed Nah I want the little bald bitch

who the hell wants a night king skin in 2026? just give us dunk

@nighttimemtime Shes kind of has bops… we need to rehabilitate her and break her out of the Swiftie Abramsylum

Heard an audrey hobert song and liked it

@clarabingbong Shes not trans shes just tall 😭😭

i just know she makes crazy hyperpop

@justalexoki Well is it a brown language?

is it racist of me to want my kids daycare teachers to speak our language?

Marlene Dietrich, publicity for Blonde Venus (1932).

@LivLaugh44 She's kind of the female BBno$

She’s just referencing all TikTok Gen Z trends cuz she knows that’s all she is no shade

@YSLONIKA SHRUMP.... SAY...

this being the reason kamala lost the election

@HowlingTrad It's a peach not au pear you stupid bitch

@thinkercatelyn She was like an excited young girl sneaking her boyfriend in for a tryst in this scene, so cute

@blip_tm Kirsten Dunst playing the sandworm x.com/FilmUpdates/st…

@blip_tm They're not scared. However, "Jason Momoa argues for two straight hours with a giant sandworm" is the plot of the second Minecraft movie, so it wouldn't be a wise commercial decision

dune 3 is only the "epic conclusion" because they're too scared to make a movie that's just two straight hours of a sandworm arguing with jason momoa

@FilmUpdates She's playing the sand worm x.com/judejon_/statu…

Kirsten Dunst to officially star in ‘A MINECRAFT MOVIE 2.’

@SaintHoax I object

i convened the 🚬 council and we have ruled that rama gets a full pass. next question.

@FilmUpdates She's the voice of generations, low key the Lena Dunham of Dune

Anya Taylor-Joy on Alia Atreides: “She is one of a kind. There’s never been anybody like her. She’s named The Abomination, and a lot of people find her really creepy except for her brother. She has absolute prescience; she lives with the voice of generations of people in her head. She’s never in a singular conversation, and that can drive somebody a little bit crazy.”

@queenugbo This twist was the corniest stupidest shit imaginable. Just a twist for the sake of a twist with zero ramifications or significance

Not all heroes hold the weapon some just hold the door 🥲

@DucDeVinny I do but carry on living your privileged life

You don't see broke people wearing barrels with suspenders anymore

@BBDaybreakEU Didn't Tumblr become popular shortly after the Great Financial Crisis? Presumably that is a nadir for the city's financial fortunes

I don't actually think there's much of a materialist explanation. Perhaps some, but not that much. It has to do more with the cultural signifiers of Brexit, the rise of woke, the steady browning of the American middle class and their indifference towards 'old European' culture more generally, and now America's patriotic turn across various segments of society which translates most comfortably into anti-Britain and anti-European sentiment (a kind of 'woke synthesis'). A compelling counter-example: the rise of Japan's cultural heft in the US over the last 15 years has accompanied very mediocre economic performance, in fact Japan has even been a bit more economically stagnant than Britain.

@paaiinnnn @grok It's crazy they're hanging out with Cersei after all that shit she pulled

Hey @grok, remove the main character from this photo

@Targ_Nation I'm rewatching S6+ now and it's so sad how all the plot falls completely flat... everyone just killing everyone they don't like, no intrigue or tensions or difficult situations, just boring

thank god this show was cancelled in time because i fear it would've reached levels of mediocre and boring previously unknown to humankind