Johnathan Ulysses Gibbons (JUG)

Move to Spain. Run a small jazz and tapas bar. Smoke cigarettes and drink at the beach all day. Find hot Spanish wife. Live out my life and never speak of my former self.

I long for the smell of indoor pool

@TCBILLS_Astro Half of those LSU players aren’t playing

Saturday, Dec. 27 Texas Bowl LSU vs. Houston 9:15 p.m. | ESPN NRG Stadium Houston, Texas

I miss DVDs

Kung Fu Panda series overall is severely underrated. KFP2 is peak

@thoughtburnerr Too fat

The run of comedies/rom-coms in the 2000s-early 2010s was insane, don’t know if I’ll see that much greatness again in my lifetime

@MidnightJoneser That’s not a Dos Equis

Cutters Thursdays nights can be anywhere you want

I don’t really like barstool but if they could patent and get rid of all the copy cat college accounts like oldrow redcup and onebuzz I would be eternally grateful

@elcapitan678 Hankook?

Who knows ball?

Anyone else getting stalked by this Sofia chick

Waymo-more like Waymo traffic!

@PabloEscobar605 Then they go anyway and start an only fans to fund it

No daughter of mine will be attending the University of Alabama. Not on my dime at least

Alexandre Muller got me jumping out of my cubicle

No matter what political beliefs you have, if you completely make up some stupid moral superiority story where you are the hero or your toddler who can’t spell their own name makes some profound observation so you can post on the internet, you should be executed

@justinwking18 I woke at noon and god that was so homo

@justinwking18 No homo

@justinwking18 Can u swing over and do bad things w me

@HowardFeltFR Not if you’re 40 and it’s 11:30am on a Thursday

@jugboij There’s a sweet spot somewhere between 5-7 beers where if 4+ bird/lime units appear, there will at least be a conversation

If you are a middle aged man (or any person really) going on a group electric scooter ride in downtown Atlanta you need to rethink your life

@justinwking18 Wyd tn Justin