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@nolimitmiracle Is it as clean as this?

2020 Toyota Highland with milage of 41,000 to door step 36M Naira

@ScottRoyy Bro please do corners again,it went well yesterday 🙏🙏

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@UnkleAyo And you retarded Nigerian man who never actually questions things think they landed because you saw a footage right? That clearly means it's right of course? There's a reason the conspiracy has always been there, it's because it's not.

In big 2026, There are people who: - still believe the earth is flat, - believe man never landed on the moon, - believe the current Artemis II journey to the moon is a lie. 😂😂 in 2026? I envy people who have empty heads, man. The stresslessness with which their days run.

@Ade__wun_mi You go jam real life after you graduate no worry

the way Nigerians gaslight you when it comes to exam malpractice, why is it so normalized?

@guzu_p Chief it was sarcasm

A typical whore with no shame. The only reason Nigerian men are gasing you up is because they're the greatest simps in Africa and probably in the world. It's just that they'll rather choose a white whore with a green card over their home country average black whores. At least, they get to enjoy certain benefits from living abroad than in Nigeria. I'm sure you have alot of these Nigerian men in your dm, right? Exactly! They're just there for what they can get. Nothing serious! So don't let them fool you. You're a whore veteran and they know it. So go forth to the world and cheat on your next relationship. This time around, have the decency to walk away from the relationship. Sexually damaged bed to bed midfielder.

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@DavidHundeyin It's not a conspiracy actually

There is a conspiracy theory that states that Israel is masterminding the destruction of the US military and economy, so that the US empire can be replaced with a global 'Pax Judaica'. Well, hearing that the US military is embarking on a suicidal ground invasion of Iran, and is purging all the senior officers who refuse to authorise it forces you to think 'maybe this isn't a conspiracy theory after all'. Because why on earth would they voluntarily destroy their own army by attempting the one invasion that not even Bush, Clinton or Reagan were crazy enough to try? Honestly, what on earth is the reason? What is the upside here? What is there to gain?🤷🏿

@iamBigChops 8122924892, opay

Drop your account for 10k staking power

@TechnicalBben I'm actually happy for you mehn

2023, I missed my convocation. I missed my induction. I don’t have a single group picture with my lecturers or the people I graduated with. I couldn’t go for NYSC I didn't celebrate anything I couldn't afford it. I’ve never really “done life” the way people assume. I didn’t go on my first date until this year never been to the beach, never been to the cinema, never really had fun. Everyone looks at me when I say these things. Before that, a lady once offered to take me out because I told her I had never experienced it. She didn’t mind paying I even said I don't have money to come down to the island, she said she will order an uber. I felt uncomfortable, worried, even scared. I chickened out and said no I felt like a useless man, I couldn't afford shit. Not because I didn’t want to go, but because something about it just reminded me of where I was financially. Then this February, I finally went on my first date. I paid for everything. Spent money I normally wouldn’t. So when people say “men should stop faking maturity and celebrate themselves,” it sounds nice, but it’s not the full picture. A lot of guys are not avoiding joy. We just don’t have the leverage for it. Most men in Nigeria are broke. That’s the reality. Not lazy, not unwilling, just financially constrained. We miss moments, not because we don’t care, but because we can’t afford to show up for them. This might be the 1st year I’ll actually celebrate my birthday the way I want, and I’m doing it properly. I’ll go out, hit the beach, enjoy myself this time. Not because I suddenly became a different person, but because I finally can. I also celebrated Valentine's Day for the first time. Documenting everything is fun when you have money to pay for it. A lot of us want to celebrate with friends and family. We want those memories. We want to show up fully. But poverty quietly takes those moments away and replaces them with survival. That’s why I’ve always tried to position myself to help people break out of it. Because poverty is deeper than money. It steals experiences, confidence, and even the ability to enjoy life. God bless the women, that came into my life 😭😭 I can finally say afford to do things.

@Papillo47 @isthaths 8122924892

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@ThankGodmene @Emarged You do know north Korea is decades ahead of your wretched country right?

@Emarged The man is a full blown idiot, he will not develop his country, his people are eating rats and grass but all his problems is nuclear weapons, that's why u see Pan Africanists praising him, ask them what he is doing in his country they tell u about sanctions

Until he sees what he’s looking for, he won’t rest.

@anumedics How's the preparation going??

Omo pour water on ur head o The book will enter, gotta shave this hair

I'm not just happy mehn, always sad about something,when does it end honestly, I'm tired.

@GloriousGod01 @kenkenlewu That it prevents you from climaxing with your partner but doing it yourself does? And that's a disadvantage?? Religion fool

@kenkenlewu Omg 😳 You see what masturbation can cause? When I was talking about the disadvantages of masturbation yesterday, some ignorant people were busy arguing against it.

On a very serious note, I just discovered something deeply troubling: 1. Over 80% of young men are masturbating and see absolutely nothing wrong with it. 2. Over 60% of Nigerian youths are into Yahoo (cybercrime), despite thousands of legitimate opportunities available to them. 3. Over 60% of university girls are into hookups, whether low-key or openly. Gen Z is in serious trouble and you people don't see it? 💔 Is this the legacy we are passing down to Gen Alpha and Beta? Is THIS what the next generation will learn from us? We cannot normalize destruction and call it a lifestyle. Something has to change. Above all, love God.

@neo_officialll Bro girls like that are like 1 in 20 million in this country, where you dey see all these babes nau,na the ones wey dey beg for sub on the first day I always dey jam God

Depends on your babe's family's financial background. In my last relationship, I could speak to her mum for over 2 hours & we'd still not run out of what to talk about. Her husband is an Anambra billionaire so I had no fear of getting billed at all and the woman also has shame.

@YMarshalst58516 @dfwSaintjon @Redflag008 So our vote go count as one??

@dfwSaintjon @Redflag008 He should be glad he sponsored his education, him sending him to fed uni doesn't mean he do not like him or want success for him

Got admission into a private university, but my dad hid it from me and sent me to a public university where I suffered like mad 😭, only for him to send my sisters abroad to study.... Now the girls are not giving him what he wants, his trying to get close to me 😂😂

@BeneficialS101 @lekan_olayinka1 You're supposed to be in the streets killing your politicians but you go to church to pray because you believe God will suddenly find favor for you and only you, it's that individualistic mindset that's fucking this country up

@lekan_olayinka1 I'm loving this. Nothing interests me than the force of argument. Which brand of Christianity did they bring that is making us poor? Is Jesus the reason why our incompetent leaders are unable to create an enabling environment for businesses to thrive?

You think believing in a transcendental being is a sign of intellectual deficiency. I told you already, you cosplay intellect because you don’t actually possess it. Here are five major scientists who believed in God: Isaac Newton Johannes Kepler Blaise Pascal Michael Faraday James Clerk Maxwell Newton wrote more theological treatises than scientific papers. But by your logic, these men lack intellect simply because they believed in God. You brought up Ethiopian Christianity. Their distinction is that they are more orthodox, maintaining strong continuity with 4th-century Christianity. That was the period when Christianity began to shape state power and political life. So what you’re indirectly praising is a form of Christianity that permeates governance, politics, and society as a whole. That’s a strange position for someone who claims “White Jesus” is imperialist. I can’t even engage you on cosmological or teleological arguments. It’s a sad state of affairs, waking up daily to convince yourself you have intellectual depth by parroting ideas that collapse under the lightest scrutiny. Sad.

@isthaths Chief how are you? I heard you were sick? Are you okay?

Who started this trend😂

@heyitsada__ Lmao, you'll buy fuel 2000 soon don't worry

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