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Last January, I noticed something peculiar in my 2yo’s bedroom that - after a year of obsessive reporting - led me to a profound cosmic revelation about what’s even possible in our universe. A 🧵.

Anybody else think Hober Mallow looks like Sid Malhotra or just my brain shortcircuiting?

@wordsbyshivani “Transferred your salary”

"Paid your invoice."

Me when I miscalculate a micro dose and start fully tripping midday

History according to the colonizers

Irish and German people offering things

The most important political event of today isn't Boris Johnson's speech; it's that short-term gas prices have shot up 40% in one day. And it's not even cold yet.

@KabirTaneja Aaah. Thanks human google.

@juhipande Seems on residential areas but the C17 only flies over the Brisbane river, not houses and buildings. Just seems like that. Part of the city's Riverfire fest.

What a stunning image by @MarkGreenmantle of a @AusAirForce C-17 flying through the city of Brisbane…

@KabirTaneja But why so low in a seemingly residential area?

@juhipande twitter.com/Aircraft_pics/…

There is a story I have been meaning to tell for a while. During the Afghan evacuation operation, a girl arrived at Al Dhafra airbase, exhausted, with an unusual possession: a bird. She had fought all the way at Kabul airport, to bring the treasured little thing with her. 1/8

@RavinaRawal Are they paying you? Are you in Apple’s pocket

@juhipande Don’t respond, I already regret this entire bunch of tweets.

Im v ok w/ a couple of platforms temporarily pausing every day. So you can do one thing at a time with some mindfulness. As opposed to the maddening hamster wheels we’re all otherwise on. Also last night was a reminder of how great Twitter can be when you’re not being an asshole

@dee_gops @genesiaalves I had to google it after Genesia’s tweet and I was going to message on the group about it but then I knew one of you would call me a boomer

@genesiaalves How did you not know this. 🙀