Jason Vale

It’s been 10 long, hard years in the making but JUICY ESCAPE ‘Europe’s Healthiest Playground’ is finally taking bookings! The first week of 9th - 16th May 2026 was released to our priority booking waiting list last Thursday and sold out in just 48hrs. We have just released the week of 23rd - 30th May 2026 and already half the rooms have gone in the less than 24hrs. This has wildly exceeded all of my expectations and I’m beyond grateful and somewhat relieved tbh! What it shows is that many people, like myself, not only crave a place where they can reset mentally and physically, but a place where they can be their true authentic self without judgement. We are all, I feel, simply looking for ‘our community’, people who are on the same path, have the same interests and who we can just connect with. Juicy Escape will be extremely unique for many reasons, but I love how it’s laid out. One side is the village/ yoga/ lake/ cinema/ beach/ spa and chill and up over the other side, all the sports and gym stuff. This means you could just spend the week chilling on the beach, getting treatments and drinking juice with the odd sauna. Or you can really get involved and spend the week playing ballgames/ running on the track or jumping in the gym. Then we have the ‘middle ground’ area which is between the two. Here’s the hub and where everyone comes together for juices/ food/ the relaxation pool/ library / loft sauna/ cold pool and hot pool. Watch the video and hope you can join us. I will personally be there weeks of 9th - 16th May (sold out) and the new week just released (23rd - 30th May) I’ll do the talks/ rebounding/ spinning and generally just have a blast with you all at Europe’s Healthiest Playground’ where EveryBODY is welcome. JuiceMasterRetreats.com/juicyescape ‘Sometimes The Only Way To Break Free Is To ESCAPE’

@LeilaniDowding WTAF!!!!!!!

This is 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

@orlaminihane @TheGreenParty @UKLabour @narindertweets @MayorofLondon Yes but remember we need to be more ‘tolerant’! You’re a bigot for not going along with this, just ask Gary (that’s Neville and Lineker) The world is so upside down it’s impossible to fathom

Oi.. Greens, Labour and every other deranged lefty champagne socialist lunatic out there.. If you think we are going to standby and watch this “culture” infiltrate our country.. you are very very much mistaken!!! @TheGreenParty @UKLabour @narindertweets @MayorofLondon

@sappholives83 @ACTBrigitte Yes but for fucks sake don’t speak out because the ‘liberals’ will be mad at YOU for even daring to talk about and expose it! The world is so so so fucked it’s hard to genuinely comprehend!

First they beat her, then they spit on her. And they film it, because they know that no one in charge will care. This is Islam.

We tried to warn people about the unknown side effects of the Covid vaccine, and we got banned off social media for it.

There are no words. The world’s moral compass is fucked beyond anything a normal, rational thinking brain can fathom. Please let it sink in that the Spanish state killed her whilst allowing those who gang rapped her to live. The worlds is beyond fucked! 💔

ALL media, most ‘celebs’ and a very large percentage of society were 100% supportive of this and any of us who dared to scream about how insane and cruel it was were ostracised, belittled and cancelled. Shame on anyone who went along with the madness! Never ever forgot!

@jimmycarr is turning out to be a better philosopher than comedian - (he’s a Greta comedian too!) yet somehow he mixes the two beautifully. I REALLY like what he says here, mainly the part on gambling 👏

@angie_buk Stunning 🤩

A spring detox 🧡@juicemaster 🙏

True words ...

School girls are calling out the climate scam. Very well done

@DerekDavies1001 @james_freeman__ @DrAseemMalhotra @gmcuk In what way sir?

@juicemaster @james_freeman__ @DrAseemMalhotra @gmcuk Are you having some sort of a laugh?

👇 This TV doctor spread misinformation - BUT @DrAseemMalhotra who acted to protect the public is on the @gmcuk hit list 🤷 Figure that one out 🤔

They talk about medical misinformation but this one surly tops the lists?! All ok though as to this day she still has her job on the same show.

In the absence of genuine science …just make it up!

Follow ‘THE Science’ they said. 6 people can’t get covid but 7 can Sitting down eating is safe but standing up and Covid will get you 2 meters apart when queuing to board a plane, but sit inches away when on the plane. The list is endless Science …not what it used to be!

Never forget these people. Facts mattered not a jot. All would be laughable if so many hadn’t lost their businesses, or so many hadn’t been the victims of domestic violence, or so many teenagers lost two years of their late teenage lives. Never, ever forgot !

Never forget …

@beverleyturner @DrAseemMalhotra @cjsnowdon

@cjsnowdon Play the ball, not the man. If you have evidence to dispute his claims, show it. @DrAseemMalhotra is full of integrity.

Nice to hear that the walls are finally closing in on this little weasel.