juicymorsel

So I don’t think I’ve shared that I got me a grandgirl this past year. I think she looks just like me.

Today can be summed up in two words: Send chocolate!

@donniepeeler Amateur.

I never make the same mistake twice.... I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.

@bustertheskacat Then how would we find you in the darkness?

i don’t want to shine here anymore x

X: <random intermittent posts about doing things in unison, ending with a bang> If only @TheBosha could see you now.

@BettyLies Both. Either. Looking for the path to not packing.

@juicymorsel I’m so curious to know, why the match? Is it just for the contents, or the whole thing?

I’m packing to move after 22 years in the same house. In one hand I have the number for a mover. In the other — a match. So I’m asking myself: “Am I too pretty for prison?"

@klondyke69 Exactly.

@juicymorsel Pure what? 😆

@klondyke69 My heart is pure. Ask anyone.

@juicymorsel The question is: are you too petty for prison?

@Peterfishy And to all a good night 😘

@juicymorsel Merry Christmas Juice. Good things for you and yours. Peter

Had to cancel plans to go to white elephant party at the last minute because I couldn’t get it to be still long enough to wrap it.

@Ysgawen My affinity for the rhetorical is my kryptonite.

When I ask “Why can people be such asses?” I don’t expect a psychosocial thesis; I expect a nod. This is how a beautiful friendship begins.

Bragging about winning at Solitaire is my way of saying I’m smarter than an inert deck of cards. Stay tuned for next week when I take on marbles.

I’ve discovered the audio of me watching football could be mistaken for a sex tape: YES! YES! GO! WHOA! WHOA! FASTER! NO! GET DOWN! SLIDE! SLIDE! SCORE!! NO TIMEOUTS LEFT! END IT NOW BOYS!

Buy man a fish, and he’ll eat. Teach a man to fish, and he’ll eat for a lifetime. Buy a man a boat, and you’ll get the weekend to yourself.

@donni @TheBosha We need to retake the platform.

@TheBosha @juicymorsel I miss you guys and 2010 Twitter (I’m enjoying some alternative sites however)

I sometimes wonder if this site’s “What is happening?!” prompt is a question or a plaintive cry for help.

The For You tab mostly reads like I made Santa’s naughty list and he put coal in my timeline. *clicks to Following *

@KlMBERLY_ So kind of you to say. And same to you.

@juicymorsel Nice to see you :)

@hiimles Rules are rules. We can still be friends.

@juicymorsel Extenuating circumstances due to my seeing my family at Thanksgiving and not Christmas.

All these arriving packages have nothing to do with Christmas, since I was done shopping and wrapping before Thanksgiving.