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@smolls420 Is this birthday committed to memory??!??

my orange juice expires on zac efron’s birthday. king shit

@smolls420 What is going on with your country? I am so so so sorry.

@triplejplays @the_vanns PLAY IT AGAIN @dec_byrne

.@the_vanns - Feels Good Now [21:33]

@triplejplays @tameimpala PLAY IT AGAIN

.@tameimpala - Eventually [13:22]

@triplejplays @TyneJamesOrgan PLAY IT AGAIN!!!

.@TyneJamesOrgan - Sunday Suit [16:16]

@espn TECH DECK

Name something that 𝙞𝙨𝙣'𝙩 an Olympic sport, but 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙨 like an Olympic sport 🤔

@kailaswild Leettttsss goooooo

@kailaswild Dude ...... Have you seen footage of the thousands of maskless people marching through the CBD??

@Tahls OSHER WHERE AET THOU

about to Zoom the Bachelor and right on cue the whipper snipper has started up outside

i’m gonna freak out

@JohnBarilaroMP COVID and touch in the same sentence. Do you meatballs in your skull???

@AuhlPeter @VirginAustralia This seems like a pretty good outcome, given the situation.

@VirginAustralia After 4 hours of waiting, watching the plane to Adelaide fill with luggage at around 6, pilots board the plane, flight crew board the plane around 8. the whole thing was canceled at 9:30.. no comms, no info. thankful to find a room and a Qantas flight at 6am

We’re pleased to let you know the global system outage has been resolved. To all our guests travelling this evening and ahead of the weekend, thank you for your patience tonight. We’re working to get you on your way as soon as possible. ✈️

@GuardianAus haha fucking idiot!! just have a mid-morning or afternoon tea. easy.

Peter Dutton ridiculed for ordering end to morning teas celebrating diversity #Echobox=1621590562" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">theguardian.com/australia-news…

8 years since I missed my shot at love after a day of interning at Mamamia where I apparently thought 'shiny black tights' was a fashion choice

@triplejplays @the_vanns What a wake up

.@the_vanns - Red Light [07:15]

@triplejplays @the_vanns HAPPY

.@the_vanns - Red Light [11:42]

@friendlyjordies HAHAHAHA!!!!

hahaha

@triplejplays @the_vanns Yeeewwww

.@the_vanns - Red Light [14:27]