Julia Davis

@DrMarinaHarris What’s in your control in this situation?

Therapists/psychiatrists: Tell me a statement you commonly make in therapy and I'll try to guess your theoretical orientation This will be fun! 😄

@jamiebgolden Yes & I am doing this in NYC this summer w my best friend 😂

@ErasTourResell @erastourticks Rep!!! 🐍

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FIRST you cause mass heartache to Taylor Swift fans across the country and now I’m trying to buy tickets to Cirque du Soleil in BANGOR MAINE (not exactly the high-demand nature as TS) and this is happening over and over again. What’s up @Ticketmaster ??

Can we decide, as a society, to pick one of the following and forget the others to eliminate unnecessary confusion:

Can Netflix plz explain why, when I finish an episode of the great British baking show, my next suggested watch is Dahmer?? They’re not exactly similar vibes??

My dad just said “I’m proud to be your dad because you seem like one of the cool kids” 😂😂😂 (in response to me saying my new hair made me feel glamorous)

Parker just ordered decaf coffee and then when the bill came he said “what’s the damage,” so I think he’s now officially boring

When the waitress asks if we’d like to see the dessert menu and everyone else says no.

Parker just said re: the ocean, “there’s not much to look at” #hottake

Alexa, what do I do if I spray dry shampoo directly in my ear?

Watching the summer I turned pretty and confused cause idk if I relate more with the teens or the moms @thesummeritp

A guy at the DMV just asked the whole room who 91 is and then asked if he can go ahead of him because he just had a fine to pay with cash. This is a level of white male confidence I will never know.

My dad just sent me and my sisters a video of him singing a song he made up about their vacuum that just died. It’s called “oh dear the Dyson died.” That’s all

I don’t think I’ve never successfully spelled “hygiene” correctly my first try. Except here cause I was thinking very hard.

Can someone smarter than me tell me why waking up from a nap feels soooo different than waking up in the morning?

@mckdeveau I’ve heard such mixed things/that it’s wicked dark and I’ve been scared to read it 😬 would you recommend??

I just finished Verity and it was so good I forgot to go to Goodreads to click the “I’ve finished this book!” button for a good 45 minutes. 🤯

My face when Jesse said Gabby isn’t our next bachelorette @bachnation @BacheloretteABC

@LittleCorbett HUNDO.

My face when Susie walked on stage as the new girlfriend.