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I know people think it’s weird that I walk my cats on leashes or whatever but my neighbors were outside with their chicken on a leash so I don’t really wanna hear it (no shade to my neighbors I love them more for it)

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i think if god is really all powerful he should make it so you can’t sneeze while you’re driving

@orsenoctopus @abbbbbbbyyy1 @phishdrygoods if someone asked me if you already had these exact items of clothing i’d say that i’ve seen you in them plenty of times abby really nailed down your style huh

one of the cats is on antibiotics right now but the other cat is jealous every time I pull him aside to give them.. so I have to give her a placebo with a syringe full of water twice a day so she doesn’t feel left out

@weischoice this legitimately changed my life. highly recommend. I do all of my laundry once a week, almost no exceptions. I couldn’t imagine it any other way now

I personally would like to start doing smaller loads of laundry more often rather than giant loads of laundry rarely.

It's almost the end of the year. Tell me your super low stakes goals for 2024. Nothing work related or exercise related. I want to know a thing you want to do that totally doesn't matter but would be nice.

@BOSSKyJo 3 colleges!

Oakland is an infrastructure nightmare. Let’s put a school, 20 hospitals, and like 5 museums/tourist spots in 2 square miles

playing fall guys with dexter. 2 people jump off the board as soon as the round starts. I asked why they did that. he said “they’re noobs”

@buzztronics @NYTGames yeah but have you done worldle, globle, globle capitals, quizl, and the daily dozen too? day’s not over till all of them are done imo

After completing the @NYTGames crossword, spelling bee, connections, wordle and sudoku, I wept. For there were no more worlds to conquer.

@whoisalexjacob school of trivia is something to look forward to every day of the week. I have learned an insane amount since I joined, and there’s nothing more fun than watching J! or going to pub trivia and knowing an answer because you got it wrong in SoT recently!

To celebrate SEASON 20 of School of Trivia (which starts on Monday, August 7), I'm giving a free bonus month to all new paid subscribers, so it's a great time to join! Active players: quote or reply with why you love School of Trivia and I will give up to 20 of you a free month as well (I'll do a random draw if there are more than 20 comments)

astounded that the student loan people think I have an extra $1500 to just… give them… every single month. like you guys know how much money I make you cannot be this dumb

I signed 40 clinic notes today. surely, this must be my peak.

the best way to get dexter to want to eat dinner is for matt to fall asleep laying on my lap. then he’s so starving for a meal only I can make. it’s magic.

the woman at wine and spirits just told me to have a good weekend.. lemon it’s wednesday

does every kid have a favorite dwarf planet now, or is it just my weird kid and his friends?

@BrainwaveTrivia aqueous humor

The shape and function of the human eye is maintained by two bodily fluids, vitreous humor and what other? #trivia #triviaquestions #bartrivia #pubtrivia #pubquiz #quiz #quizquestions

“mum, i have to fart but i’m gonna save it for night time. actually, no I can’t save it” 🧐

happy mother’s day I woke up to a clogged toilet from my son

last night the moon was super full and looked really close and dexter said “oh i’m definitely howling at that” man what 😭