Julia Moreira

me looking at my car: what is up you gorgeous son of a bitch

@samantha_storch NO LITERALLY 😭 i made an IMDb account specifically so I could rate it 10/10

@juliamore no because actually what even is the point of anything else

first of all how dare you

The season 5 premiere of Real Housewives of salt lake city……….. a masterpiece

@reductiondan now that’s what I’m talkin about

barry lyndon and wake in fright feel spiritually connected to me

@MediumSizeMeech plus Gina Gershon and WE ARE IN BUSINESS!

HUSTLERS II but it’s Elizabeth Berkeley reprising her role as Nomi Malone from SHOWGIRLS where under the guise of a new show, she helps a rag tag bunch of exotic dancers orchestrate the biggest heist Vegas has ever seen

@lafergs I was thinking about you a couple days ago and checked in on your page. Very happy to see this update. Who else would even make a joke about Destroyer (2018)? Your impact is undeniable. Thanks from myself and many others.

Never not thinking about how Olivia Wilde is a stage name, and her real last name is Cockburn <3

@RitualsofMine I can always count on you to care about my dumbass tweets 🥹🖤 and pls let’s make these

@juliamore Hold up. We need these

bumper sticker that says “don’t follow me, I’m listening to shadowboxer by Fiona Apple”

@samantha_storch @JaJoshBriggs spotted

Remaking this shirt with II MOST WANTED

@reductiondan *dost thou

do you doubt me, hater?

gonna drink some mead tn, out of my flagon

@samantha_storch SAMANTHA

My friend is having a saltburn themed birthday dinner tonight so naturally her gift is a pastel drawing I did of Oliver doing you know what to you know who’s 🪦

health conscious (wait a few min to lie down after drinking water so insides do not sploosh)

@sarahutchins LITERALLY just like it

@juliamore Ok SpongeBob

ripped my pants quite cartoonishly while working out. Thankfully in the comfort of my own home. Humbling nonetheless

@chrissyteena LUV!!

Nothing like voting with Grandma! #NHPolitics

@_leelz holy fuck.

@samantha_storch OH YEAH BBY

it's finally this weather out ;_;