Julie 💯-lin

*on my family group chat about our vacation* MY AUNT: There’s a Cost-co near our rental house! MY WHITE FAMILY:

It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall, the major lift

I do not recommend watching with your born and raised Chicago spouse, unless you want them to nitpick that the characters are talking ab the Dan Ryan after an exterior shot establishes that they’re on Lakeshore Drive. 🙃🙃🙃

It’s VERY different circumstances but I gotta say, as someone else who inherited a business from a family member who died suddenly…THEY GOT IT RIGHT.

#TheBearFX is so insanely good. It is my favorite show of 2022. I’ve watched it all the way through twice. The entire cast is so hot and talented, they can all use me as human furniture.

Beyoncé saw that it was the summer of late-millennial burnout, the labor movement, ‘90s revival, and queer pride and was like, “Yeah, I can make a song about that”

My husband just sincerely asked me: “Would you say that the absolute best part about being a woman is your prerogative to have a little fun?”

Made a joke on the family group chat and my gramma responded “Whatever”.

🎶When you cry in the queue, For some Subway to chew, Thats-a GRIEVING! When u miss ur mama, Buying a foot long, That's-a GRIEVING!🎶

Pt. 2:

✨Grieving but Gorgeous✨

@nick_wunderful @Spotify This has RUINED my day

How am I supposed to get through the day without @Spotify?

My mom died suddenly and unexpectedly on Wednesday morning. She always was and always will be my favorite person.

Can ANYONE explain to me why my boomer father put his memeoji through the yassification machine?!?

Andrew Garfield can give me the full “Che Diaz” in my best friends kitchen anytime he pleases.

You really have to give it up for the girlies at “Book of Boba Fett” for having 3 episodes of absolutely nothing but the boys are LOVING it!!!!!

It’s not, btw.

I’m an “And Just Like That” apologist, except that the writers really thought the Che/Miranda relationship would play like this… youtu.be/A4kpVO56OBU

cdc more like c deez nuts lol

Move to a town where you know no one. Don’t make friends.

And it’s not just the neck beards I went to college with or used to work at the improv theatre with, it’s my HUSBAND, my brother, my brothers-in-law, my cousins who are silent.

We’re not asking for more than anyone else, or any special consideration because of our sex, we’re just asking you to take your foot off our necks and HELP US.

Zero straight men I know have vocally and visibly supported women’s rights to safe and accessible health care like abortion, and it’s making my blood absolutely boil today.