Juli ☆

I went to the cutie patootie convention and everyone knew you

forecast for today 1 hundred percent chance of michael

The lioness does not concern herself with the cost of her Etsy cart

when we drive in your car i'm mamdani

crazy the next mayor of New York City is likely a SEN10R

me reading captain underpants

for halloween i will be okay

happy 17th birthday decode 🧛🏻

Kinda stinks doing the NYT games at midnight… like what’s left to enjoy of the day now

It’s a crisp + gloomy autumn day and you’re telling me Pinterest is down… absolutely foul

i said it was my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

I promise you, any concern or question you may have is easily CORRECTLY answered on Reddit from a post from like 2018.

Walked past a middle school girl wearing black tights under her jean shorts

spam texts getting too good yes i am down

ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair

Today I learned that the sound that I’ve been logging into Merlin Bird ID is in fact not a bird… it’s the sound of an Amazon truck reversing

Another walk, another 10 minutes of meditation- both activities are already getting easier. I feel great- give it a try if you can.

The world is desperately in need of another pop goes punk album

Spraining your ankle for the first time as an adult is so embarrassing……. I thought this was reserved for 12 year olds