Juliet Schroder

Doc I need the good stuff

@JozieSchroder Correct

“I’m going to take a half an hour nap” Me 7 hours later:

This is so embarrassing lol

Downloaded Twitter back on my phone

Oh it’s Grimace on the 7 train 💜🚇

sometimes i love this app

i’m working late cause i’m a reporterrrrr

Thinking about when my dad googled “who is Luis Fonsi” in front of Luis Fonsi at Mr. Chow once

Not the nfl playing the downtown fiction during the Bills v Steelers game

If you start the Pop Tarts Bowl post game show on December 31st at 11:46:52 then the Pop Tart will emerge from the toaster as the clock strikes midnight. Start off the new year by making dreams come true.

“nobody’s perfect” ok then explain Joe Jonas

my friend: “girllll what happened?” me every time: ▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||။၊|။|||။|||။၊| 30:31

@xo_carolyn She’s stillll doing this?? Lol

she should be arrested for looking like that next to selena

i was born to slay but i’m forced to work

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME NORMAL PEOPLE DONT GO ‘HAHAHAHA’ DURING TJTWWR????

today is the only day you can retweet this ✨