Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy.

You know my body, you support me, you are so comforting and always there for me. What I'm trying to say is... I love you, yoga pants.

i am never leaving ao3

@Rightanglenews God why does Xiter alert me to the weirdest shit? No one is seething. Stop inventing scenarios and getting mad at them , you absolutely fuckwad.

BREAKING - Leftists are absolutely seething after American figure skater Alysa Liu and her father, who escaped the Chinese Communist Party, both draped themselves in the American flag during her Olympic gold celebration. They only like team USA players who hate America.

@syedmoiz_ashraf @NFL @sanbenito I screeched so loud, my dog started barking

@NFL @sanbenito Bad Bunny x Gaga was NOT on my 2026 bingo card.

Lo único más poderoso que el odio, es el amor. The Only Thing More Powerful Than Hate is Love. @sanbenito #AppleMusicHalftime

@NaomiOnAMission @_Adil_Waseem Right?! They stripped a *literal prince* of his title.

@_Adil_Waseem Remove her title Anyone endorsing a paedo should be ostracised

#Epsteinfile Expose Row 👇🏼 Lady Victoria Hervey said If your name ISN’T in the Epstein files… you’re basically a TOTAL LOSER! It’s an INSULT!

In three years, Cyberdyne will become the largest supplier of military computer systems. All stealth bombers are upgraded with Cyberdyne computers, becoming fully unmanned. Afterwards, they fly with a perfect operational record. The Skynet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes online August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug. Do we learn nothing from science fiction?

Thanks for the fleece, Hudson. I hear these are hard to come by.

@azicrown_ 2. Crowley AND A DOG?! Even a Hellhound is better than people.

choose your seat!!! #goodomens

@plati_c @edmrbeauty Why does not one talk about that soft little look he gives Shane when he says that? It was so cute 🥹

@edmrbeauty This is high on the list of “when did Ilya fall in love with Shane” moments but I’m more partial to the one where Shane cracks the Finnish guys joke at the all star game. After their first hookup there was no promise of a second one until Ilya invited Shane over right then

parts of me think that ilya went into that first hookup thinking it was gonna be just that, a hookup. like he knew he was attracted to him and wanted to act on it but didn’t think it was gonna be more but the second he saw the guy folding his clothes he was gone for.

“You should read before bed to help you get sleepy.” is the biggest lie I’ve ever been told. I’ll be up until 3am, fully invested.

@GoodOmensPrime @PrimeVideo @primevideouk I refuse to bookmark this

2 #GoodOmens2

dad wandered in like 10 mins into ep1 of heated rivalry and was clutching his pearls but by ep3 he was going “well this is never going to work if they won’t talk to each other”

@noimoien @rachelreid1k On every post, its like 100 "omg we love you!"s to every 1 "yall this isnt her!" And its like, why won't they listen? Stop feeding the scammers!

@rachelreid1k Hope y’all realize this isn’t her and just some other person reposting her stuff She does not have twitter

Merry Christmas, everyone 🎄 Thank you for being the best readers an author could ask for. Wishing you joy, love, and great books today and always. #heatedrivalry #rachelreid1k

@kilikikero @MaryLTrump This is exactly what came to my mind when I saw this. That scene creeped me out 35 years ago and it still does.

Remember when politicians like Lauren Boebert were trying to convince people that schools were allowing children to identify as cats? Well, it turns out it's dogs, and it's happening at Mar-a-Lago. [No, you are not hallucinating--this is a real image.]

@GoodOmensPrime WHAT ARE YOU DOING

1 #GoodOmens

@rehzablade I could sit here and listen to them say lovely things about each other for hours on end 🫠

“i like taking the piss out of him but i have so much respect for him” THAT’S TRUE FRIENDSHIP RIGHT THERE HE REALLY IS SO PROUD

@AstraA369 @Matt_Pinner Eighty kajillion images of Henry Cavill on the internet and you post the one that isnt even Henry Cavill?

@Matt_Pinner Henry Cavill who is not on the list is actually the only real choice but I would settle for Idris whom I love.

Who would you pick to play the next James Bond?

My favourite look of the year, custom for #DavidTennant

@jeryzner @hwinkler4real Why is this gif 2 hours long?

@hwinkler4real TOM ELLIS

Mr. Elba or Mr. Hardy

@LePapillonBlu2 Even?? ESPECIALLY.

Are you in favor of releasing the Epstein's files, even if it leads to the imprisonment of the President of the United States?