julsmeha

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julsmeha

@julsmeha

Хтонь today / law, feminist leftovers, мат, watercolour и smut

Katılım Mart 2013

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VOLMIR@exodus774·18h

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mari@googoomari·23h

Couple Arrives For Divorce in Matching Outfits; Judge Tells Them To Come Back When They're Serious

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katik 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯@itdriesup·2d

прикиньте перевести сапфичную книгу, НО сделать одну из персонажек мужчиной и написать это жалкое примечание в начале блять понабирают долбоебов

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✨ пощекотал тебя усами ✨@xBIGGxBOSSx·1d

ладно похуй держите лайфхак 😎

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uke creature🇵🇸🚩@UkeCreature·2d

i know it gets said a lot but so many dystopias for straight people is just what governments have done/are doing to LGBTQ people. “what if it was illegal to be in a relationship and have sex?” wow i wonder if anyone has ever been in a situation like that before

tia ★@tiadeeznuts

"what if sex was only legal one night a year?" idk man i'd probably fuck. is that what you want me to say

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pat@daylightrozanov·1d

anya i see your future and it‘s bright

Sammi Silber 🏒@sammisilber

Alright hockey twitter, I’m in a family debate. This is a must-buy for the doggo… right?

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𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓤𝓣𝓨 ♣️@luv_meX23·1d

The best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and…

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Ilya Rozanov@therealrozanov·1d

IMPORTANT!!!

Shane Hollander@shnhollander24

Just because Ilya Rozanov and I are seen in public together doesn’t mean we are in a romantic relationship.

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julsmeha@julsmeha·12h

Плззззз

Ari🪷@arikoyarii

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

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Mia Moore@StopTweetingMia·1d

Somehow when I started reading Catch 22, I didn't expect them to just define the term 30 pages in. Like I thought it would be a twist in the last 50 pages or something 😅

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Sarah Andersen@SarahCAndersen·1d

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kiesha@kiesha9i·1d

I think sometimes cats don’t actually know what specifically they want – they’re just generally dissatisfied, so they stand there yelling “I YEARN” on the off chance that you’ll be able to do something about it.

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julsmeha@julsmeha·12h

Нейминг этого банка такой квирный каждый раз удивляюсь

паническая натаха@hybrydtheory

из всех суперспособнотей Иисусу придумали самые странные воду в вино и ходить по воде как будто он выбирал способности в категории кешбека т-банка

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