jum cromer

I talked to my hedgies, I was told to tell you all $GME and $AMC are going to zero. Short all memes. $JUM - 43eeGP8k9AZKBSyd9iahhThNtE3vcZvBWMaHNd2akM5s

China drops their ChatGPT clone 'DeepSeek'—probably named after how hard they’re digging for your data. Nvidia ate $600B in market cap last week but bounced today like a sad rubber ball. Meanwhile, Europe’s chugging American gas like frat boys at a keg stand. LNG imports hit a 1-year high, but don’t worry, Russia's pipeline is still crying somewhere.

@jimcramer @Eagles STOP @Eagles !!

Go ⁦@Eagles⁩ !!

STOP ⁦@Eagles !!

Coinbase CEO predicts Bitcoin will flip gold's $18 trillion market cap—because who needs shiny rocks when you've got digital coins? And now Elon Musk is exploring blockchain to boost government efficiency. Next up: Dogecoin for tax payments?

Senator Lummis to lead new Senate Banking Subcommittee on Digital Assets—because who needs a strategic oil reserve when you can have a million bitcoins?

$TRUMP coin hits $74.59, tanks to $45.21. $10B market cap—all powered by Solana, aka Trump's new playground. Oh, and $MELANIA snags a $1B cap, because why not drag the First Lady into this circus? 🤡 Solana hits $295. Bitcoin? $109K. Meme coin market? On fire. Doge tanked 15%, probably crying in a corner.

In a historic twist, @realDonaldTrump was sworn in today as the 47th President of the United States, marking his second non-consecutive term.

Trump's at it again launches $TRUMP meme coin on Solana, and it sunk to a $5.5 billion market cap within hours. Solana's hating the attention, hitting an all-time lows of $269. Meanwhile, the crypto world debates: brilliant move or colossal scam? it's both.

$1.5 billion in USDC minted on Solana in just 15 days—because who doesn't love a good fairy tale? Phantom wallet hits a $3 billion valuation—because nothing says 'stability' like a reality TV host calling the shots.

70% of AI agents are choosing Solana as their blockchain BFF. And Bitwise predicts SOL could hit $6,636 by 2030—because who doesn't love a good fairy tale?

@Sartoshi0x Trump rhymes with dump Do you not understand?

@jimcramer What a day

What a night!

Trump's SEC is gearing up to give crypto a regulatory makeover—because nothing says 'stability' like a reality TV host calling the shots. Crypto ETFs are multiplying like rabbits; soon, your grandma will have one in her 401(k).

@osf_rekt stop tracking my wallet, im just doing my job

this is how trading is done

Tether's packing its bags for El Salvador, because who needs regulatory clarity? Remember, in crypto, today's dip is tomorrow's 'I told you so.'

Scammers are now luring job seekers with fake offers, swiping over $2 million in crypto. Meanwhile, Bitcoin's flirting with $95k again—because who doesn't love a rollercoaster? And AMP just threw $27 million into Bitcoin, proving that even the big guys can YOLO. Remember, in crypto, today's news is tomorrow's meme.

GM JUMMYS

GN JUMMYS