jumes ᥫ᭡

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jumes ᥫ᭡

@jumesinnit

Katılım Nisan 2020

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jumes ᥫ᭡@jumesinnit·18 Mar

“girls are so fake they never tell their friends when they look ugly” ok how about you tell your friend he’s a sexual offender

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ًً@eIsbangs·1d

he going to the mosque

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mae :3@mae2h·2d

lowkey how do babies know to skip the "say" part

Paul@WomanDefiner

What being a parent is like.

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ramabulem@mphoramabule2·11h

Some people are eating what's really advertised

Missy Emporium 🎀@Missy_emporium

Let’s break the fast 😋

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maya@jaanamaya·1d

and they call me too woke when i say this is rape

🦢@damnidc__

Faking your period in front of your man because you don't want to have sex is the worst feeling ever.

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໊@buffys·2d

“he isn’t even following the theme” #metgala

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Euls Euls@LadyCharrr1·2d

First born daughters.

Cute@cutecorestar

Introverts be like

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David@dqveed·4d

If a monkey or a penguin had done this, the internet would be overflowing with feelings of pity...

GHADA 🇵🇸@ghadaa231

NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT PALESTINE!

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Shafeeq@Y2SHAF·4d

Growing up is understanding that this kind of dish is so much better than fast food

𝐃𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐲 𝐅𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐬 ‧₊˚ ⋅ 𓐐𓎩 ‧₊˚ ⋅@Dreamyfoody

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♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘@fw_naetoblaq·5d

Ngl clothes shopping isn't enjoyable when you're with other people 😭

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og bec@becca_may33·5d

i’m fucking scrreeaaaammmiinnngggggg

Brad Tate@that_damntate

Catch me if you can!!!

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ع@crispniqab·29 Nis

women's side of the mosque

NO CONTEXT HUMANS@HumansNoContext

What would you use this space for?

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𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺@simphiweyinkoc_·27 Nis

I'd rather drink the water from a tin of tuna than be asked to share a fun fact about myself as an icebreaker during a team building activity at work.

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Papii🥤@ammalusty·27 Nis

i love when people say "that's so you" it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

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❀@xoxoceles·26 Nis

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Fav ⛧@Favwontmiss·27 Nis

If you see me wearing wrinkled clothes, I want you to know that I already know and don't care.

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💖L@Lau91x·22 Nis

“she’s got mental health” brotherrrrrrrr when are people going to learn to say this sentence correctly 😭😭😭😭

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soup🍓@thrluv·20 Nis

my problem is…i want a yoga, boxing, gym & pilates membership ALL for $20 a month

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Lisa@lisathebeauty1·20 Nis

Idc being on your period is considered being sick😭

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𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸@princesalamwane·20 Nis

This is exactly what weaponised incompetence looks like :

Ross_co_Jones @anonimo_jones

Mi marido y yo cuando nos decidimos limpiar la casa.

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໊@wynavira·21 Nis

the reason men can open jars easier is because they don’t moisturize

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