Jimmy V

@JohnCleese You silly old twat, what are you on about?

What I like about Diwali, Vaisakhi, Chanukah and Easter celebrations is that there is very little talk of beheading

@karl45460 @benonwine Put the crack pipe down, son. Man’s a colossal cunt.

@benonwine At least Boris took responsibility for his actions.

Do you believe Boris Johnson was a better Prime Minister than Keir Starmer?

@GrahamPark15 @Old_Jake @BohuslavskaKate If you’re gonna make an impassioned plea in favour of the defence of our borders it somewhat strengthens the argument as well as your credibility if you can spell ‘borders’.

@Old_Jake @BohuslavskaKate Who the fcuk is bothered.....

ZELENSKY: Today, I gave His Majesty King Charles an iPad [war monitor]. ​(Laughter) ​ZELENSKY: Really. As a sign of respect, gratitude, and to strengthen our cooperation with the UK. ​(Applause) ​ ​ZELENSKY: And His Majesty asked me if I had another iPad. I said I only have my own left and I can’t give it up. And His Majesty said he would share it with the Prime Minister. ​(Laughter and applause) ​ZELENSKY: Thank you so much.

@neilorpen @Timoldland I thought Hendy stopped doing lotus a year or two ago - just service now?

@Timoldland No t yet - I tried Bracknell but they didn’t even get to me when I explained I wanted to test drive the car locally before buying

So this is the car they said they never build - the Lotus Eletre X PHEV version of their EV with a 2.0 i4 turbo engine and two motors. Silly 900+hp number, but interestingly it retains a 70kWh battery, so has an EV only range of over 200 miles, or 750 miles combined. Weighs the same as the EV Eletre too. Battery can be charged at 350+kW too, so 20-80% in 9 minutes. Hopefully this will translate into more sales and will give Lotus a much needed lifeline.

@Jo_Marney Let’s be honest you dropped your standards pretty rapidly to find some fame - this pales in comparison.

Just because your reporters are abroad, it doesn’t mean that they need to dress like they’ve just come out the gym. I dare say both of these reporters are staying in 5 star hotels and probably dress smarter for dinner each evening than they do for the BBC News. No standards.

@greateranglia no trains at all last night, next morning…cancelled. Public ownership is really working out for you.

@greateranglia Sigh. Just seen one come in so hoping it is fixable soon

@jumsv Hi Jimmy, apologies. This service has been delayed by a fault with the signalling system. - Johnny

@greateranglia hi - what’s the delay please? Sat on the 18:50 LST to Stansted and not moving

@Nigel_Farage @GBNEWS Yes. You’re always wrong.

Am I wrong about working from home? Join me live on @GBNEWS tonight at 7 PM to discuss.

@greateranglia Not really my job is it?

@jumsv Hi there, apologies for this. NCP run our car parks so I recommend getting in contact with them. You can do this here: #contact" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">gaparking.co.uk/#contact - Keira

@greateranglia who runs your car parks these days? Harlow Town is a disgrace - colossal potholes and the lights on the top deck totally broken. Worse than your service which is saying something

@Eric_Elliott1 @EmmetLt @BotFinderUK @Nigel_Farage @metpoliceuk There are no implications at all. Fake photos are EVERYWHERE - Nigel can’t sue on both a legal and a practical level. Soon being seen in public with a nonce will just be an accepted part of being famous. See also: Andrew.

@EmmetLt @BotFinderUK @Nigel_Farage @metpoliceuk The implications are that he has knowingly posted a pic of an AI generated pic of a well known High profile pedo with a public servant with the sole intention to discredit the MP. That's not acceptable

Nigel Farage

@SophyRidgeSky Met him years ago and found him dismissive and arrogant. I’d been interested to meet a man feted as being charming and intelligent but found him to be the polar opposite. Glad to see the back of him.

Peter Mandelson is obviously a very charming man. Funny, well connected, gossipy, you hear a lot of people talk about him with affection in Westminster. My own stand out memory of him is a little different. The first time I met him was at my first ever Labour Party conference, I was a trainee reporter in my early twenties.  In other words, I had no status or any connections really at all. And I guess the best way to put it, is that Peter Mandelson was dismissive rather than charming. The reason I'm saying this is because I think it goes to the heart of Westminster's problem, a problem that I believe is deeply connected to the Epstein scandal (in Epstein’s world status - connections - and money - was everything.) Because people who look at Westminster - in the same way as they might look at Washington - and think, this is a closed group of elites, who all know each other, who go to the same parties, and share the same in jokes... well, to a large extent, they are right. There are too many people in Westminster who look over the shoulder of the person they're talking to see if there's someone more important in the room. Status is everything... what stories can they give me... how can they further my career? The personal and the professional become blurred.  And Peter Mandelson is the embodiment of that. Charming, well connected, gossipy. In the inner circle.  If we're honest with ourselves, that's the reason he's been allowed to fail and then be rehabilitated so many times. It's the reason he was given the best job in politics - US Ambassador - despite being friends with a paedophile. And it's the reason he's had a softer landing than many others would have in his position.  A softer landing... until now. Because after the latest dump of Epstein emails, there really is no coming back. Not even for the most charming man in Westminster.

Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it.

@greateranglia not sure whose lookout this is but the ground floor of the car park at Harlow town (near the up ramp) is growing potholes really rapidly.

@mickdavfc @iamtomskinner @Nigel_Farage Wait, what? He went to a public school? I hope his parents got a refund. Christ.

@iamtomskinner @Nigel_Farage Ex-Public schoolboy ☑️ Criminal record ☑️ Flag-shagger ☑️ Never saw this coming at all.

Bosh! @iamtomskinner

@grahamstuart @afneil Looks like we’ve just found the next Reform MP.

@afneil We didn't just oppose it from day one, we rejected it. Talking is not the same as agreeing and we never did agree. Suggesting we went "far down the path of... surrender" is nonsense and you should delete your post.

The Tories certainly did NOT oppose the Chagos deal from day one. Your government started the negotiations and went quite far down the path of what you now call a surrender before you were removed from office.

@McivorJaymey The big problem is all the sex pests. Imagine if an immigrant sent a photo of his dick to somebody without being asked.

Britain is Broken. Britain Needs Reform. 🇬🇧

@TRobinsonNewEra Should have gone to @Specsavers

Trump was elected on a mandate to get illegal immigrants out. This woman drove at an ICE agent, her death is her fault, nobody else's. The left are using it as a tool for more violence. Where was this energy when illegal immigrants raped and killed Americans?

@richardajkeys Hahahhahaha what a dick

Sad to hear the news of Terry Yorath’s passing. He was a warrior & won fans over wherever he played. He was great for us at Coventry & the reason I got Gabby a job at Sky. I had no idea who she was when we met but I knew her dad. RIP Terry. Your daughter did you proud.