Dan

My friend told to me to apply for a management position at the lush he’s working at and be his boss. Honestly, man, I’d love to, but sadly cannot because I don’t think I could resist the urge of shoving the unicorn horn bubble bar up his gay ass.

@andrewxisaac @waterparks Probably none but I want them released anyway.

How many more songs are @waterparks gonna release that make my boyfriend go, “Is this another one that will give me gay thoughts?”

Really need to women up lately Danm

A WHOLE $500 DOLLARS lmao wtf

Billy talent killlllssss

Good thing almost ever bus in the city will take me to polo somehow or I’d be so lost

I’m so excited for live shows this month ouhhhh

Do you ever take a sip of your water and then you’re like damn that sounded like the start of a Hollywood undead song

Vancouver know what’s up. Winnipeg get your bus together fok

Smosh is smosh again and I can be at peace.

Sous sols you have my heart that was delicious

Having this hour to myself is really a blessing right now

#NewProfilePic If you stay rock and roll ready you ain’t have to get rock and roll ready

I don’t understand people rage hating harm reduction measures….

Like this

GOD I’ve never done so many detours while driving Fucking hell

Attack on Titan is REALLY FUCKING WITH MY HEAD

Why are men? Lmao