Justin Newkirk

Peeled this banana and found another one inside.

@tonyhawk #Hawk2024 Make America skate again

If the government still hasn’t payed me my unemployment checks from when I was laid off almost 4 months ago why do I have to pay my unemployment taxes now that I’m working again

My coworker has an alarm that goes off everyday at 4:20 in the office. I aspire to be like him one day

Saying you’re dirty bulking is the perfect excuse for being fat and lazy for a few weeks

You ever invite your mom to a party and she actually shows up?

@ashevansxo Thanks Ashley! 😘

happy birthday @junewkirk 🥳

I really enjoy the fact that Pepsi had the 6th largest military in the world back in the 80s

Can someone order me more rubber bands? I’m almost out

Yeet

Liquor stores count as essential businesses right? if not I’m about to start looking at mouthwash a whole lot differently

This games gonna be sick

What if instead of trying to make college free we just make it reasonable price and not charge $400 for a book that got all its information off the internet?

I got a new record on Waze the other day

Putting new windshield wipers on your car is basically the same feeling as getting new glasses

Is it just me or is whistling really annoying?

Why are scientists still using microscopes? If you take a picture with your phone and keep zooming in, it works just the same.

Being an adult means I can have a box of wine and cups on the nightstand next to my bed right?

Since the super bowl is on groundhogs day, instead of a coin flip to see who gets the ball, can it be based off if the groundhog sees his shadow?

When did car antennas stop being a thing?

What’s the ratio of horsepower to reign deer power? Asking for a friend...