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@notcruzeirxo Neymar will announce a 6th child with a new side piece before he makes a comeback its over bro just accept it

nah Neymar needs to get serious this tournament wtf, this is not looking good at all i’m going to be honest

@TheImmortalKop I have more faith Neymar will injure a testicle coughing vs Ronaldo scoring today

The timeline tonight if Ronaldo drops a stinker will be an all timer

@greggmunikwa I have more faith Neymar will announce a 5th child with a random side piece vs Cris scoring

All these Ronaldo slander tweets will be 1000000000x funnier if he genuinely drops the worst stinker ever tonight.

@riskyfcb_ CR KELLY ?

love how all Neymar fans simply are grounded enough to accept he’s washed no pretentious tweets like crkelly fanbase

@ferrawrrii Oh so you root for Hitler and not the Nazis got it

i root for LIONEL MESSI not argentina. it’s 2 totally different things

@NoodleHairCR7 Ronaldo decapitates all 5 Congo fans in the stands after goal farming

Name one thing that will 100% happen in this game

@h66rn Was proven false + Paris Hilton dumped him bc he was fruity so Ik hes gay anyway

How do female Ronaldo fans even exist when he’s a rapist? Gotta be the most baffling thing in sports icl

@OfficialVizeh All 5 Doctor Congo fans found dead in stadium stands from Ronaldo's hat trick farming

We are about to see some ungodly selfish activity from Cristiano Ronaldo tonight Come back to this tweet when he’s taking a free-kick from 35 yards out

@kaiiesque 9 Congo fans found dead in stadium stands after Ronaldo attempts penalties 💔✌️

Ronaldo gonna try to respond to this by taking 9 shots tomorrow

@zinownh He's gonna decapitate the only 5 congo fans in the stadium with his missed shots

CR41 gonna respond to this with 52 attempted shots injuring the civilians

@killeures Goal hunts and burns time the entire match just for Congo to scam 1 goal save this tweet

What's your response tomorrow unc?

@NotLikeRuss His knees are so rusty its genuinely sad unc needs to retire with dignity 💔

how do we tell him lmao

@JakubManuka @jesmkifa2 Susceptible to jealousy yes but they are definitely not staying and competing I've ghosted multiple men bc of this strat lol

@jungletomb @jesmkifa2 Even the most intelligent women are susceptible to jealousy. They cannot outwit or outsmart their emotions. Key is it can't be fabricated. They see straight through it if you are making up stories of other girls.

Being romantic with a foid is also a humiliation ritual. Just be incel

@jesmkifa2 This is how you end up with materialists and opportunists

@JakubManuka @jesmkifa2 Triangulation strat only works if they're low IQ

@jesmkifa2 Nope, you want to be love bombing the shit out of them and at the same time making them know you have 3 other girls competing for you. You can turn her into the perfect woman this way

I respect Messi’s greatness, but I’m fully convinced he’s going goal‑less this World Cup and Argentina are getting grouped. He holds them back. Bookmark this and come back when it happens.

@NoodleHairCR7 Mentally preparing to see this again bc it seems like fate

Argentina might go back to back

@lycaerilunae @ChudDaddy And I'll do it again

@jungletomb @ChudDaddy “centrist moderate” yeah no fucking wonder nigga

My ideal woman btw

@FreddyLA7 Bro has to meet Trump now

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@Yeagersan_ South American teams

European teams in the World Cup