june ♡

dexter's friends: can you imagine what it's like to kill a guy dexter: nope dexter's inner monologue: except that I can, because I'm a serial killer

nothing pmo like the name “cortlyn”

baddest bitch at the radio shack

I look at every man I know like he’s cheating on me

And next up is my all girl panic at the disco cover band dying in the baño

Give a man a toothpick and watch him animorph into John Wayne

Lost my favorite ring hammered in little Tokyo this is a new kind of heartbreak

Don’t borrow grief from the future

What even is a chicken nugget if not a vehicle for ranch a limousine for sauce an uber black for condiments

Richard Gere’s middle name is Tiffany

Anyway he made me his lock screen today

Wonder if I’ll ever be anyone’s lock screen again

Braless in Seattle

headed into summer looking not jumbotron ready

Turns out being adored and treated right will fix you actually

What if the princess bride was directed by David Lynch huh what then

Chat I’m in a prison of my own making

No more drunk cigs because I’m making him quit 🥲

Joaquin phoenix as opposed to appointment only phoenix