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@MrSleep13 @cursedcommentss no i make it a sandwich/burger, the bigger ones on the outer layer as the bun and the smaller ones inside as the patty and lettuce and cheese and stuff. the penny is always the patty

@cursedcommentss But like honest question?…doesn’t everyone organize their change from biggest to smallest??

@ReneePackWatch @GwenShmoople @CzechForRain @PeterTwinklage who even is this

@GwenShmoople @CzechForRain @PeterTwinklage

I got discharged from a psych ward today and this is like the first thing my husband showed me when I asked what I missed

@kma9hu what is genuinely going on

Bitch, I do not play about eighth grade star aka opinions based girl….. yeah everybody’s laughing now, but it literally does not take away the fact that you are so fucking ugly like I had his ass blocked on my old account before I even saw this because every time he pops up on my for you page I just have to scroll because he’s so fucking ugly that it pisses me off he looks like he could be casted on Netflix and not in a good way. He seriously needs to find a new haircut because what the fuck is that middle part? and of course he’s a Nepo baby, and the best part is I just found out that he used to be fat, I bet he’s an anorexic asf lowkey all shade and that’s the only way his pathetic ass could lose weight and I know he didn’t use laxatives cause he’s definitely a bottom, the type that one bitch from White Lotus would say as a fem and NOT a butch. You can tell he wants to be Matthew from big mouth but he’s more of a Charlie from heartstopper, you can also tell that he’s never got his ass beat, well maybe once in middle school and then his white ass republican parents freaked the fuck out and got the kid suspended or some shit. Of course he’s obsessed with Diet Coke, he’s so obviously wants to be a white woman that it is embarrassing. Middle schoolers definitely go up to him and be like “oh my God you’re famous on TikTok” and he thinks he’s the shit but the rest of the population don’t give a fuck and the way his mom is a teacher…… I know that she probably yells at the fucking class for everything but really she’s just taking it out on these kids because she knows deep down that she wishes her son was like them instead of a fucking loser who makes strawberry bagels on TikTok not to mention everybody praised him for doing angel tree, bitch that’s nothing he probably just used some of his allowance money to look like a good person so y’all bitches would suck his dick. Omg in all of his fucking videos he tries to sound cute with that feminine ass voice and it gives me a secondhand embarrassment down. he thinks he’s Troye Sivan, but he will never admit that he probably listens to fucking country music and Taylor Swift so he can fit in with all of his Christian girl friends and that’s it. You can tell he peaked in high school. He was definitely the “token gay” and the homophobic straight boys loved him because he was “funny“ but it was all surface level, TikTok humor that seems funny to them. of course he reposted something about drinking on antidepressants. Just because you had a white claw and some lexapro(which explains why he used to be fat as fuck) doesn’t make you whatever a fucking vibe you’re trying to go for. He looks like he jerks off to the Lululemon maternity catalog while pretending he’s Harry Styles. I saw on TikTok that he has a girlfriend and I can’t tell if it’s just for attention or if he’s actually still dl so that his parents don’t freak the fuck out on him and he has to get a real job. This one girl posted him on TikTok, shaking his hips and drinking wine…… like who do you think you fucking are bro? like genuinely who the fuck do you think you are?🔑 he also reposted a TikTok about Lorde “looking a mess” I really don’t give a fuck if it was a joke. You have no place to be talking about somebody’s looks when he looks like that……. and y’all know what I mean, the type of guy who fucks all the dl in the room because he has zero confidence. The type of guy who has all the latest Apple products for no reason. I mean seriously he looks like he eats fucking rocks. Apparently he caused a lot of drama on TikTok (of course) and blamed his OCD like what kind of dumb ass excuse is that but then again he probably asked his mom what to say and then she sent him a script and he went with it. Somebody keeps on copying his videos and it’s pissing him off. I think it’s so hilarious…… you realize you’re just another copy and paste of every other wanna be “ influencer”. Don’t ever try coming for eighth grade start again.🔑🔑

@_notthecici @funsizeshytt how does one even find this video in the first place ..

@funsizeshytt x.com/lickmilkk/stat…

this nigga made a edit of his dick????

@AtitLike @dietrichBonh @daehaerys okay this ragebait isn’t even funny atp like yall are weird. all this for what? js to make ppl mad? ur not even getting money off of it

@dietrichBonh @daehaerys Deep down you know this is true. You must learn to walk through life now finding copes to help.

Jaehaerys I’s reddit post leaked

@salinechicken35 what are you listening to …?

@Jasminepreaches @Jennierora @animal_whisprer What a difference ?

@Jennierora @animal_whisprer She’s 17

why do east asians always try to act like such bimbos

IM SO FREAKY FISHY FISHY

@GlickGuzzler @mfnprincesa @notpopbase @Talk_2_Em_Chris shirtless is one thing but completely naked ???

@mfnprincesa @notpopbase @Talk_2_Em_Chris your dad never hung out shirtless?

I learned about the “naked mom theory” last night. As someone who didn’t grow up around women that shit has me blown. Y’all mamas was naked around yall?

@NosmoJr @time_heal_all @Heal_within96 what are you actually on

@time_heal_all @Heal_within96 Usually wher there’s a black guy, there’s a crime. And always where da black woman am, there is BIG, there is LOUD, and there’s a smelly hot hair hat in Baltimore and Detroit, and GaryIndiana and JacksonMississippi and Shreveport—a nasty hot moist mess adorning a black princess.

It's because black people are not given the privilege of individualism. All black people are treated as a monolith. Every Black person takes the blame when one misbehaves, or commits a crime. This is why racial profiling exists.

@MAllen27536 @notpopbase @Heal_within96 what’s the difference?

@notpopbase @Heal_within96 Black American

@calitokki @hoonizes @wonielleism @strwukoo @voltayoona U slow

@hoonizes @wonielleism @strwukoo @voltayoona no you’re just stereotyping my statement

famous last words

@PL0K_THEH0USE @fromabovewithin @INDIEWASHERE not what they said but yeah. 👍

@fromabovewithin @INDIEWASHERE //Europeans aren't humans?

human beings thought witches and magic were real for like 15 minutes in Salem and immediately started hanging and drowning them

@DivineZerophx @starbearkitty @BAYING0FH0UNDS @fruitcei r u on the males side?

@jurooha @starbearkitty @BAYING0FH0UNDS @fruitcei x.com/SeeRacists/sta…

@bluestev3 @mldoxw

@mldoxw Jerked off next to my cat today

the concept of ppl masturbating and cutting themselves infront of their pets is genuinely insane

@VinnieBoombop @isathehunter @mldoxw This conversation is getting really weird

@isathehunter @mldoxw You could say the same thing about a baby…

@yallGetgone @UnfunnyMeme5 @raelvseveryone @mldoxw yall are actually disgusting 😭😭

@UnfunnyMeme5 @raelvseveryone @mldoxw Nigga it’s a fucking animal, it’s completely indifferent to what’s happening, it doesn’t process masturbation different than anything else it watches you doing, quit being dumb

I’m so fake antisocial, I make friends so easily. The people love me 😭😭😭

me every morning 。