Zebra Muscles

Sadly I'm out. Fuck this guy.

@kelly__cooke @CaseyNewton I'm staying to watch it burn.

@CaseyNewton I don’t know if I’m staying, but I might just start muting Blue checks, if I do 😆

Wheeeeee

@Magmatik Gotta hear this

PREMIERE: LuLúxpo - Nostalgia (Damon Jee Remix) [Paradise Children] by Feinstoff on #SoundCloud soundcloud.com/fnstff/premier…

@kelly__cooke Sorry KC - big hugs!

I have seen my share of trauma and tragedy, but when dishrags like The Sun come to me- it’s a firm NO. My time and energy is precious. Know your worth and your allies.

@heidisaint NBA 2003 Draft

what, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck is this fit

@Man_Power_Music Amazing acting and storyline. 'Smile please'

I’m honestly quite shocked by how much I’m enjoying Andor. The other Star Wars related stuff felt like I was mainly enjoying nostalgia dressed up in some new but familiar clothing. This feels like something genuinely clever, interesting and new. It looks amazing too.

@lovefingers Pants Off Dance Off

Came to NYC for less than 24hrs so I just wore my standard jeans but these shits just tore in the crotch and I didn’t bring more pants. And now have to go to club like this. FML 😩

I think we all know what must be done here.

Hello Twitter Citizen. Passport please. What will you be posting today?

@jason_kincade Tip! Thanks!

This is amazing - kosmische Balearic porn soundtrack by Man Parrish from '82. forbiddenoverture.bandcamp.com/album/turned-on

Liz Truss is younger than I am, yet looks my mom's age.

I mean why not now right?

Decided to spice up the Tory debacle for your entertainment.

@lovefingers @atomicnumber88 Tiny sausage boys sticky with rage.

@atomicnumber88 Easy target, somewhere to project and subside inner sadness, less work than accepting their glory days have been absorbed by pop culture. Nothing new TBH.

If you watch a Peggy video and her performance makes you feel some kind of way, next have a look at the comments section, see the bitter depressing bullies and decide whether you’ll let your insecurity land you in that camp, or if you can do better. Misogyny mob ain’t cute.

@lovefingers @DJHeidiLawden @terrystuckshop Airplane has prevented a lot of laundry being folded and put away.

@DJHeidiLawden @terrystuckshop Roger, Roger Over, Rover Clearance, Clarence

Heading to San Francisco, plane door about to close and someone is on the wrong plane? How does this even happen w barcodes and shit.

@mn_seeley I fueled my Japanese military with Sour Cream and Cheddar Ruffles.

@ghostly I mean I am 50 and lumpy so its pretty accurate.

Avg WAV enjoyer

@2lanesOfficial I want to see this house.

@SchmoopLife4EVA @nytimes My father was a Korea vet and went to his grave without one story for me.

A new breed of veterans, many with remarkable biographies and stories of heroism, are running for the House on the far right of the Republican Party, challenging old assumptions that adding veterans to Congress would foster bipartisanship and cooperation. nyti.ms/3gbeYnA

@jason_kincade AKA popular records that can be found two days after a record stores shipment day. Like to see the person who wanks away to this list.

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