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"Illa tahin" — "Grind you to dust."

@archiemwas Yao inakuanga kunikumbusha I dont overdrink mzinga ya pili ikiisha niende home😂😂😂😂

My main role in this relationship is reminding her to eat all the time. Sometimes I wonder how she survived before me. “Hey did you eat”…. “I forgot” how do you forget to eat??

@justTristy @kinara_69 Weka dm.

@kinara_69 I'm also exactly built this way😊

I now understand why Arsenal insists we should Visit Rwanda👀🇷🇼

@Ja_Konyango Somali are very ungovernable people

Lake naivasha resort inakataza wasomali kuingia ati because of their uncouth behaviour And weirdly, i actually understand Some of these guys just ruin everything they set their hands upon

@rathnakosamanga Story of my life too casual outside here with bitches

@_Nyamburaaaaaa Tupee chai, we will listen judge and move on.

If I were faceless on here, I’d have narrated how my sis, in her 40s, has been dickmatized by a broke Gen Z 😭

@archiemwas Mimi when I realised that bitch was cheating, niliamua nikue nampea ball na anatoa, by the time,I was done she had done 5 abortions, later texted her and told her siezi kaa na mama wafu😂😂😂blocked her ass nikahama,you cant play with me and go untouched.

You catch her cheating and instead of comforting her you take the evidence and stay quiet. You then borrow money from her in small portions until she’s given you almost all her savings due to guilt and then you comfort her about cheating then dump her and eat her money.

@realskeka Nachukia hio place fuck, but one can easily chipo those comrades and smash hard

@realskeka Shity place, my drink was spiked here.

Sometimes, I'm a very honest person and I'm not trying in any way to bring down this local. This is kwa Jose Juja and I swore I'll never go there again. Why? Because they have very shitty bouncers. Idk if they changed.

@Vic_kanuna @misfiat Very informative

@misfiat Lakini pia inategemeaga. Personally natumiagaa tiktok kupata information pekee

Mwanaume akona Snapchat ama tiktok kwa simu anafaa kuanza kuhesabu masiku juu ako laribu kunyesha

@misfiat Shida unatumia snapchat kuitisha nudes, thats one of the apps nimetoa na kubuild relationship na masharp boys wa China and Russia.

@polo_kimanii N3xt ungeskia, I can connect you to the diplomats, but, hapo kama uko greedy unaokotwa ubaki ukilia milele

Mulamwah was telling he has a Mercedes S class that he hires to diplomats at 40,000kes per day. Nilimuangalia hivi nikashangaa ni nini aliskia nikisema ndio akaona nikiwa mjinga anaweza danganya namna iyo bila aibu

Ndio nasoma hio post ya @jimNjue_ bro, f7cking any of your sisters or wife getting them pregnant and naming damn babies RAO is in my bucket list.

@Kimuzi_ I know someone doing biz ya arms huko. The government is also struggling to even control the capital but recently the Russian mercenaries wanastabilize the situation.

Central African Republic is the best country in the world. They just don't know it yet.

@brocktarner @GeniusOb8832 Thats you not me. Kijana najijua

@justOdeny @GeniusOb8832 wewe ni mjinga sana. I'd take 50M mara once cause I'd invest in it immediately. nimejaribu small sums but napata expenditure inapita 500k and I remain broke then the next month comes I'm broke again with nothing. 50M nanunua everything I want nabaki na pesa ya kuinvest

Ukipewa option ya 50million in cash now or a job paying 500,000ksh per month utachukua gani?

@brysonmu6 Musa Juma.

Wakadinali and Sautisol ndio among watu wako na a 5hr catalogue apa KE. Who else?

@_fwambui Zote bana I am his fucking son

As an inheritance from your father, your are given two options, two plots of land in kilimani or 5M cash. What are you choosing?

@Kimuzi_ I bookedmarked that post in 2020, elon naye akaamua kupita na account sasa hata siezi bully mtu

I love this woman so much. The calls, the random snaps, the constant voice notes. I bagged a queen. I am really grateful for life.

@SharonO44776 Rubberstamp

Jana I met a very handsome guy nikitoka shule...a luo of course and he asked for my number saying we should meet for coffee before I leave for Nairobi🤭🤭...I'm so in love with him shida ni anakaa kunipiga character development moja hatari...okay I'll just hit and ghost

@kokiimichii Wako tatu citu pale CCI. Experiencing ile poor workinh conditions and toxic environmen

Sasa wale wenye mlikua mnajifanya kusoma na accent Kama ya wazungu time ya setbook highschool mlifika wapi .🤣🤣

@Monty_Hasashi Tell that woman to text me. Purely for horizintal 3ngineering and hope sh3s a freak if not akae mbali

Mko na some weird kinks. But yako ni rahisi kupata. A lot of these married man rarely get any pussy anyway. Ukiona that family man mwenye hupeleka watoto out on Sunday kula pizza, show up with toys for the kids and strike up a conversation 😂