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@goth_coskame 1) Why did you have to remove your underwear? 2) Button your pants. Your father would be sorely disappointed.

Misty cosplay. What is your favorite Pokémon? . . . .

@FortyAcreVibes Only 24 minutes? As someone who lives in the middle of fucking nowhere, do it.

Would be considered silly to drive 24 miles to the nearest Waffle House?

@HookEm_Sports No orange? No thanks.

Nah these are fucking fire

@aakashgupta Welcome to "AI wrote this for me" 101.

There's a parasite spreading through the US right now that you cannot wash off your food, cannot catch from another person, and will not feel for a full week after you've already eaten it. Michigan alone has close to 1,000 confirmed cases. It's called Cyclospora, and almost everything about how it works is backwards from what you'd expect. Start with the washing. The chlorine rinses that kill E. coli and salmonella on your lettuce do nothing to this. The parasite travels as an oocyst, a shell built to survive in soil and water, and it shrugs off standard produce sanitizer. Rinsing your salad is not enough. Cooking is the only reliable kill. Then the part that sounds impossible. You cannot catch it from a sick person, even one in your own house. A freshly shed oocyst is completely harmless. It has to sit out in the environment for one to two weeks to ripen before it can infect anyone. So it can never pass human to human. Every single case traces back to contaminated water or raw produce. That ripening window is also why you don't feel it for about a week after eating. By the time the explosive symptoms hit, the meal that carried it is long gone from memory, which is exactly why these outbreaks are so hard to trace. And it's a produce problem specifically. Cyclospora is endemic to warm tropical regions and hitches in on fresh imports eaten raw. Cilantro, basil, and berries have all been past culprits. It's why cases spike every summer. Which explains what Taco Bell actually did. They pulled the lettuce, guacamole, pico, and cilantro-onion. They kept the beef, the beans, the cheese. The raw produce was the only possible vector, and cooking neutralizes the rest. A parasite that's defenseless the second it leaves your gut, but spends a week in the dirt turning into a weapon.

@TheNotoriousMMA Fuck off you rapist.

I was so sharp and so ready for this fight I cannot believe what has happened. The talk of me being off while walking in to the fight is nonsense. I was calm, ready, and confident. I am in shock what has taken place. The devil is literally staring at me right in front of my face here. I am not engaging. I will be at church tomorrow. I will overcome this. I will not be deterred. I will return.

@BleacherReport Woo! Fuck that rapist piece of dog shit!

Conor McGregor's long-awaited comeback lasted just 69 seconds after an apparent leg injury in the first round.

@Home_of_Fight Fuck that piece of shit.

This is literally the worst possible outcome. Anything but this would have been better. #UFC329

@DLCDonut Recent diarrhea parasites also agree with this statement. Are you a diarrhea parasite?

Did you know you can just straight up eat dirt and bugs and you wont die

Not to be critical but like what is even the point of all these live action things, it's literally just the exact same movie

@NotaBurnerr007 We tried that shit. Didn't work.

Must be so fun to have multiple jerseys. Boomers won't let it happen at Texas.

@thetillyeffect Ruined

3 years difference 🥺

@SethSummersTV "Secret viewing place" and it's a fucking bathroom.

Why did Texas think it would be a good idea to put a secret viewing place right next to a kids founting play place?

@YaoshiAsaBoy Is this Cocktain America?

Engraçado que o tópico sexualização começou a virar problema agora que tão botando homem seminu no jogo e não quando tava saindo skin da Psylocke com capô de fusca marcando ou com a Emma recebendo a décima skin com a bunda dela exposta e com física de movimento

@Ghostofcynthia Oh no, she's retarded.

You fucking cunt. If your parents sneak in illegal, your baby is NOT American. The 14th Amendment was for slave kids, not border jumpers. Not for foreigners and invaders. Fuck what the courts say. You're wrong!!! You pack your goddamn shit too and get the fuck out, bitch!!

@GregAbbott_TX Oh no, he's fucking retarded.

Today’s Supreme Court decision is a missed opportunity to restore the original meaning of the 14th Amendment. Birthright citizenship has become a powerful magnet for illegal immigration that will forever change our nation if left unaddressed. Automatic citizenship for children born to parents in the United States illegally or only temporarily is an absurdity that was never contemplated by our Constitution nor agreed to by the American people.  Congress must clarify that American citizenship means something and does not extend automatically to children whose parents are in this country unlawfully or temporarily. The American people and the sovereignty of our nation deserve nothing less.

@mattvanswol Yeah, read a fucking book you uneducated buffoon.

WAIT WAIT WAIT... So the Supreme Court basically ruled that ANYONE, from ANYWHERE, who came into the country by ANY MEANS... ...can have a baby in the United States and that baby is automatically an American citizen???? What are we even doing here? That is obviously insane.

@royalserf Oh God no, not compassion for others!

How is he muslim and doing this?

@CJVogel_OTF Interception incoming...

#Sooners QB John Mateer on the money at Manning Passing Academy Friday evening.

Can @JimmyDean or anyone else tell me what in the hell is this black stuff on my biscuits? I JUST bought this box and half of the box has this black stuff all over the biscuits...

@dbmp51 @brucesooners67 Oh no! Not another fat joke! Whatever shall I do?

@just_Orph @brucesooners67 40 year old talking about a women’s sport to people on Twitter lmao 😭 And look who’s talking about eating #hitthegym

Friendly reminder!