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Dear Graduate, Come closer. Let me speak to you as someone who has walked this same road, not from a place of comfort, but from deep concern and experience. 1. The first six months after graduation is not a time to relax or celebrate freedom. Instead of resting, learn a valuable vocational or digital skill and master it. 2. Actively research and apply for scholarships for a master's degree. Commit to applying for at least five opportunities every month. Many exist online if you search diligently. 3. Develop the habit of reading widely. Now free from academic limits, build broad knowledge in politics, business, and even religion. These insights will serve you well regardless of your field. 4. Avoid excessive clubbing and parties. This is a season for growth, not comfort. If possible, create healthy discomfort for yourself. 5. Consider independent living rather than returning home immediately, unless your parents have a clear plan for you. 6. Never declare "there are no jobs" until you have applied consistently for at least one year. Jobs exist in Nigeria, and people are getting hired every day, often without connections. Be willing to start small. Even a 100k salary is a worthy beginning. Do not join the chorus of those who never tried. 7. Consider business seriously. If you lack capital, seek an internship or apprenticeship with someone experienced. The skills, knowledge, and connections you gain will be invaluable, and some may even pay you a small stipend. 8. Make yourself available for leadership roles in church or community groups. Serve with excellence. Many opportunities and breakthroughs have come through faithful service in such positions. 9. Guard your finances. Avoid spending what little you have on relationships. Focus instead on saving and investing wisely. 10. If your parents run a business, join them eagerly. Bring your education and fresh ideas to help improve and grow it. Most importantly, nurture your spiritual life and be discerning about what you share with others. Stay focused and serious. Protect your progress. Finally, show deep gratitude to your parents and all who supported you. If you have a father, kneel and receive his blessings. It can change the course of your life for the better. You are equipped. Stay determined, stay humble, and keep moving forward. Your best days are ahead. Above all, love God.

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

There’s this guy that likes my cousin. Bro has been chasing her for over a year now, and I’m not even exaggerating when I say the guy is serious serious. He sends her lunch at work every day. He even paid her rent earlier this year. At some point, we all started begging her to just give him a chance because from everything we can see, the guy genuinely likes her. But my cousin refused. Her reason was that she’s a bit taller than him and, according to her, he doesn’t know how to dress well. Yesterday was her birthday, and she was lowkey expecting him to shut down Lagos for her. Omo, uncle posted engagement pictures on his status. He proposed to someone else 😭 Now my cousin has been crying since morning, saying she’s starting to develop feelings for him and that he should have tried harder. Women, our wahala is too much. 😂

Dem fit plug you, make dem no put you on.

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Don’t forget to overthink the best case scenario too.

as you dey mind your business, dey observe your surroundings.

Lockdown immediately

There's one guy in my area people think is a Yahoo boy. He's always in nice clothes, has a sleek Lexus car, and always at home. No office to go, and no visible business. To make things worse, the guy hardly talks to anybody. If you greet him, he'll just smile or nod his head and pass. So people have a lot of opinions about him. “Poud boy.” “He's definitely into fraud.” “He go dey just dey go. He no go greet anybody.” “No legit work fit make person dey house like that.” The backbiting on the street was just constant. The funny thing is, the guy is not even a Yahoo boy, and he's also not an arrogant person at all. I know this because I'm a little close to him. He's just naturally shy and awkward around people; so he always prefers to just go his own way gently. He's also working remotely for foreign companies, so he earns in dollars. One thing I've observed in life is that people backbite too much over things they don't understand.

My project:

Overtime, i understand why rich families marry amongst themselves. There's something wrong with the mentality of poor humans

Prenup is not only for Men. You would know this if you were a rich woman

@Miankyy @__totustuus Her family got her deported by trying to get me deported with false DV accusations that was investigated by social services who found it to be false and it backfired. She’s in Lagos, in her father’s house.

UGO’s wife. UGO’s wife. Divorce is finalised. It’s Ex-wife.

God, please remove the spirit of laziness when it comes to praying, hustling & studying.

YOU MUST LEARN TO ENJOY LIFE WITHOUT NEEDING AN AUDIENCE TO SEE THAT YOU ARE ENJOYING LIFE

no. cheating is hiding messages, flirting with other people, not letting people know you’re in a relationship, lying about the smallest things. cheating doesn’t start at sex and it most definitely doesn’t end at sex either!

girl go poor but na single life go dey pain am pass

as my talking dey reduce everyday, na so my observation dey increase everyday too.

There is a pattern among women that cheat and it’s always the ones that their man does everything and anything for them. That should tell you all you need to know about women. ​it's this simple: because you’ve removed every struggle from her life, she now has 24 hours a day to be bored and look for who to entertain.