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Disney you still have time #stanleytucci #hunchbackofnotredame #clopin

@ICU1010 You need to work on your English, comrade.

@cookiemnstr64 @xrx3T @FortuneMagazine And you would agree that both being 33 and black are unique characteristics of CEOs in this industry? I don’t think this is the problem you want it to be.

With little experience in the dining scene, this Wall Street whiz modernized casual-dining restaurant chain P.F. Chang’s. Here’s how he did it. 🧵 bit.ly/3TOGwya

Find out how to cancel all student loans with one weird trick! #ww3 #endoftheworld

@ThisWeekABC This monster has never faced any consequences and is well overdue for some karma

BREAKING: New York AG Letitia James has filed a sweeping lawsuit against Donald Trump and his family alleging they used false financial statements to defraud lenders and others. abcn.ws/3UqF4CF

@VancityReynolds wow my dude I also have 4 kids and a brilliant wife. We’re basically the same person. We should totally swap paychecks just because we are both silly goosies ✌️🤪

@dtmooreeditor I love that it’s not lost on you that you’re discussing specific odd constructions of words that died out within a few generations while also modifying those constructions under the “whole-ass” descriptor. Language is alchemy.

@tannenbaumr Chinsmokers

Ruin a band by removing one letter from its name. Roy Music

@MsAnjaliB Universal healthcare and living wages for all

What phrase is better than “I love you”?

@benshapiro @ConSelfOwns None of this will fix her dryness, ben

TFW @ConSelfOwns owns itself

ok but is anyone actually having a good time?

Turns out I was right

Hear me out. Instead of continued moratoria on student loans, just continue these small cancellations over time. Like a credit card payment on the futures that have been stolen from us. #studentloanforgiveness

@RepMTG I, too, am an idiot

My preferred pronouns are: Impeach/Biden Purge/DOJ Defund/FBI Fire/Fauci Abolish/ATF Close/The/Border Only/Two/Genders Put/Prayer/Back/In/School No/Men/In/Women’s/Anything Ban/Drag/Queen/Story-time Stop/Gender/Affirming/Care/On/Kids Bring/Back/American/Energy America/First

@Angel135612 @SteveBenedict17 @RealRedInDC @tequilaking691 @MattWalshBlog It’s ok to not know things. Just don’t be so open with it.

@SteveBenedict17 @RealRedInDC @tequilaking691 @MattWalshBlog Is this guy her boss or teacher? Because I'm pretty sure the legal definition of Sexual Harassment includes the statement that it is done by someone of authority, such as a boss or teacher. Some random dude on the street doesn't fit that definition, no matter how rude he is.

Congresswoman, I am deeply sorry for this man's behavior. Nobody should call you a "big booty Latina." The correct phrase is "big booty Latinx."

Now that #gas is dropping people are scratching off the #Biden stickers they had previously used to vandalize gas pumps. I guess he doesn't control gas anymore 😞

2/2 never been ghosted by an app what do I do

Don’t get Covid and order @DoorDash they won’t deliver the items and they won’t refund. Then they’ll block you. All I wanted was my diet coke. 😞 1/2

Overhead these two girls arguing at my kid’s summer camp and one said “you have the personality of a twitter film critic” as if it’s even possible to conjure a worthy comeback to such a devastating takedown