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The fren/not fren distinction is becoming more important each day.

@Justinjpearson Lol eat shit.

Speaker of the TN House Cameron Sexton just removed me and every Democrat — and therefore every Black elected official in the state legislature from any committee we served on. This move strips nearly 2 million Tennesseans from the representation they deserve in TN state leg.

@9mmsmg Watches are one of those things I just don't get, like shoes and those plastic doll things. Actually, I think I just don't understand collecting things just to have.

We met a couple tonight at the hotel. Nice people. I see he's wearing a Richard Mille and I strike up a conversation with him about it. We're talking about watches and I'm not telling him I hate RMs. He asks me if I wanted to try it on and I take my watch off and put it on. OK, so... It turns out I love them. Wife sees how much I like it and says "aww, it's cute and looks good on you. You should buy one." My heart is exploding. It's out of my price range, but I'm blinded by how much I love it. The guy is agreeing with her, I should totally buy one. I'm ignoring the fact that at most, my wife thought it was maybe 20k. We're in our room and I'm looking up RMs on the secondary market. I show her one and she says "I love that one, get it." I'm sweating. She's enabling my mania. I'm in some alternate universe because no way is she telling me to buy it. I'm showing her all the ones I like, picture after picture. Like a kid explaining his Christmas list to his parents. The details, everything. I show her this RM 011. I say I really want this one. She says "just buy it." Then she finally becomes inquisitive. She asks, "How much is?" I mumble and say "around 250" I know my chances are blown. She asks, "Why are you even talking about it? That's so cheap." I tell her it's about 250k. She looked at me like she just found out I had a 57 IQ. The look she gave me was indescribable. She looked at me like she found out I was a serial killer. She just responded with "Are you fucking insane? Are you an actual crazy person?" Anyway, I'm not getting the watch. It was fun to own, even in my head for an hour.

@Blonddieee_ I hope so, black women are gross.

Homelander had a thing with every woman in The Seven except Sister Sage because of her skin color yeah?

@MagneticNorse Yes. When pirates aren't pirating any more, job's done.

What’s the protocol here? You just waxed a boat full of pirates. Do you just sail away?

@nypost Why can't celebrities just look nomal. Unhealthy fat, unhealthy skinny, disfiguring plastic surgery.

Demi Moore’s toned arms take center stage on Cannes Film Festival 2026 red carpet trib.al/DYJYRNx

@VitoComedy Shit like this always turns into mini drug dens or hooker hotels.

My Proposal: Homeless Entertainment Pods Each pod has a bed, a television, and internet access. Every hour you spend locked inside the pod, you earn a dollar. The longer you stay locked inside your pod not bothering anybody, the more you earn.

@fleshsimulator There's so many agencies with broad RoE out there that people have no idea about. Even Park Rangers and Game Wardens can basically fistfuck you in public legally.

The ones that are (imo) the actual top of the "Sounds boring but will Kill You" list is the Department of Energy's Protective Forces

@John1792822 @BarrakiAxonn @ttrajann @nonregemesse This right here. Its easy money that she's likely contractually obligated to do.

@BarrakiAxonn @just_spiralling @ttrajann @nonregemesse Likely has a contract for a certain number of seasons and isn’t worth financially breaking. Though it is good for her career. Her last movie made a shit load of money.

In the first episode of this show a man’s erect penis is shown before he buggers an underage transgender and Sydney Sweeney is shown naked in about 15 different ways. In this episode Sydney Sweeney says ‘pussy’ once and her breasts are shown once in a comedic scene. No one who watches this show is engaging in backlash.

@NBCNews Shut the fuck up, nobody is buying this bullshit any more.

It has been assumed that hantavirus is contagious only if someone is in close contact with someone who’s having symptoms. Some experts now suggest it’s possible it may be more contagious than thought. nbcnews.com/health/health-…

@GOP__Ls Now break down the crimes in those states by race. I bet you it's darkies doing exponentially more.

🚨8/10 of the highest crime states are red.

@ttrajann @nonregemesse I think they're trying to humiliate her at this point.

@nonregemesse I’m convinced the writers of this show are seeing how far they can push their own porno fantasies onto this girl

@Colonel_Stan Star Wars Essential Guide To Vehicles And Vessels, there's a few books out there

Damn, I love this ship. I could look at her all day long.

@megigogi I work on jets, a blood sacrifice is required. Usually safety wire does that for me.

I sprinkled some of the Chaplain’s oil over the downed LMTV as I was sending up a short prayer and it started again so that now I can start diagnosing it. Maintenance is 50% techs 50% religions

@TMZ In one week I leaned (against my will) several things about this woman that make me think she is a trash human.

Hayden Panettiere says handing over custody of her daughter wasn't abandoning her child—it was the only way she knew how to save herself. 💔 🎥: Jay Shetty Podcast

@thechosenberg Women flirt for fun. Men learn that women flirting isn't real flirting. Men quit flirting back.

Gen Z doesn’t get enough practice reps. If you stay in and don’t socialize, you won’t learn how to flirt. No mystery here.

@Duderichy This is news to you? The dating scene is openly dog shit for men.

> 70% of active Hinge users have never gotten a first date. what

Still a favorite.

@DailyMail Euphoria is a humiliation ritual for SS at this point. They hate her and use her as a cash cow.

Euphoria is slammed for 'vile brutalisation of women' after Sydney Sweeney goes topless in bizarre 'giant fetish' montage - as primetime's most degrading show continues to shock with ableist slurs and torture scenes trib.al/hdqThLU

@wormymcwormersn I'm not hiding it 🤷🏼‍♂️

fyi women are highly aware when you look at our breasts

@HankVenture5 @FreedomHasWon I pull the license plate cover off and hand it to the salesman before I leave the dealership then I go home and pull the badges.

@FreedomHasWon Every car I have purchased from a dealership who does this I have made it clear that if there is badging on the car I won't accept delivery.

I did this the moment I got my new Toyota home. Stripped it of every dealer badge. At least no badge inside the gas door. My older Camry had one there. Unbelievable. If you are a dealer just stop or pay me $1,000 a month in advertising.