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The duality of life is being able to write almost 250 words in less than 15 minutes for a fanfic, but not being able to write 100 words in an hour for an essay
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@justaaveragepan
An absolute disaster.
Katılım Ocak 2020
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Wheb you finally hand in your dissertation but you've still got more work to complete
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Hey @Microsoft365, what's with updating word when I haven't told you to? Nearly lost all of my improvements to my dissertation cause of it
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Whoever puts ketchup on a jacket potato is a nonce
໊@xoeeie
If Ketchup Wasn’t Available … What You Adding To This?
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Haribo knows I have a deep, ancestral desire to eat whole glass cola bottles
AncestralHealth☀️@AncestralHealtz
The junk food industry reverse-engineered your ancestral cravings and sold them back to you as candy. You crave eggs. So they made egg-shaped sugar.
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@phenstruation This is my old man Keef. Absolute adore my fluffball (His hair is like that because he hadn't been to the groomers in a while due surgery on his leg)
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on this note. i am once again asking yall for pictures of your pets. im lowk going through it anorexia-wise and could use some upcheering 🙏🙏🙏🙏
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i havent said this in a while so just a reminder: edtwt or shedtwt please dni! i'm in ed recov rn and am trying my very best not to relapse but it's tough and seeing your guys' accounts can be quite triggering. i hope you all can become healthy&happy but please dni w me! <3
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@alyarexix Yep. I still remember the nurses face when I stepped on the scales. That was the beginning of me hating being weighed. I wasn't a fat kid, but I was a little heavier than most others
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British moots do you remember how in like year 6 we’d get weighed at school and our parents would be sent a letter saying if we were fat or not
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"do you want to rewrite with AI?" do you want to hold a sword to your throat and jump on a trampoline?
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i love being a liar! my uber asked me if i was ok bc my eyes are red (i just ate an edible) and i told him a whole story about how i been crying all night bc i found out my husband was gay and i have three kids lmaooo he cancelled the ride and told me it was on him 😭😭😭😭
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this should count towards accessibility for disabled people too
★ tabea would do it again ⎕ ˊˎ-@tabealaysdown
let's keep in mind:
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so @TicketmasterUK @axs did we just leave nothing for Noah kahan general sale or??
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@vienna_cherries There's been a lot of Pre-Sales this tour, I'm not shocked there's none left for general sale
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Five separate Pre-Sales for Glasgow for the Noah Kahan tour. No fucking wonder the only seats left for general sale is accessible seats
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