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Just a Bori

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Puerto Rico Katılım Ocak 2009
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кєνín@notcee_fan·
What’s an appropriate punishment when your 8 year old cracks your 75 inch screen?
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Give him a rap name
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Unvarnished Tooth
Unvarnished Tooth@YouWontFeelThis·
@ronsterd89 You can complain about tipping, but here’s the tradeoff: Without it, menu prices go up, staffing goes down, and service gets worse. Tipping isn’t a perfect system, but it keeps restaurants alive and gives good servers a reason to be great. 20%
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Just a Bori
Just a Bori@justabori·
@Anxiousvids Pero luego estas con la espalda rota. Y cuanto puedes aguantar haciendo ese trabajo? Mientras lo pueda hacer una maquina, que lo haga.
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Anxious Vids🔥
Anxious Vids🔥@Anxiousvids·
La gente está cada vez más débil o desnutrida, o que sucede? 🤔🤔.. Estos sacos se mueven en un 2x3 usando las manos..
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Brain IQ Test
Brain IQ Test@IQTestBrain·
Can you answer this
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The Husky
The Husky@Mr_Husky1·
My husby and I went out to dinner last night, and the bill came out to $200. I left a $50 tip on the table, thinking that was pretty reasonable. But the waiter looked at it and flat-out refused to take it. ​He told us that if we weren’t willing to leave at least $85, we shouldn’t be eating out in the first place. ​I was honestly caught off guard. I felt embarrassed sitting there, like we’d done something wrong. We weren’t trying to be cheap or disrespectful — I genuinely thought $50 was a fair tip for that bill. Now I keep replaying the whole thing in my head, wondering if I misjudged it and questioning whether $50 really wasn’t enough.😱 By Angela mcnutt
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Bill Moore, Esq.
Bill Moore, Esq.@lawyer_memes·
A junior said "Good morning" to me in the elevator. I checked my watch. It was 11:00 AM. I looked at him. "It's almost lunch," I said. "You're three hours late to the concept of morning." He tried to explain he'd been at his desk since 7. I interrupted and told him accuracy matters more than intent. I emailed his reviewer suggesting he take a CLE on time management. He apologized later. I didn't reply. I forwarded the apology to HR as proof of his inefficiency. Greetings are risky. He learned an important lesson. Never speak to a partner in the elevator. Unless spoken to.
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Just a Bori
Just a Bori@justabori·
@Mishi_2210 All the sane people are thinking the same thing. We just won't say it aloud.
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freya 🍓@Freya_643vl·
IQ test . Let's go
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Just a Bori
Just a Bori@justabori·
@DiegoRoyet29 Porque es más barato hacer la carretera con curvas a un nivel constante qué hacer puentes y túneles.
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Diego Prieto✈️
Diego Prieto✈️@DiegoRoyet29·
¿Por qué los ingenieros no siguen el camino recto?
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
If ethnicity exists at all, which it obviously does, then English is an ethnicity. This is a simple statement of fact. It is possible to be culturally English or French or Japanese, etc, but ethnically be different. The first is “software”, the other is “hardware”. This should not be license to be cruel or unfair to people of a different ethnicity. I believe we should be fair to all ethnicities, but not pretend that one or another does not exist.
Rupert Lowe MP@RupertLowe10

If I moved to Japan, and lived in Japan for decades, speaking the language, integrating into society, contributing to the economy. Would I be ethnically Japanese? No. No I would not. I would never pretend to be. Nor would that apply to India, Thailand, Mexico, Denmark or anywhere else. So why is England different? Of course there is an English ethnicity. I am entirely bemused by how so many argue against that. It’s just a fact. Politicians who say otherwise are cowards. This is painfully obvious. Restore Britain’s position is clear. English ethnicity exists - it’s the only sodding data point that the Government collects on anything. Of course someone who is not of that ethnicity can be British, obviously. But it equally does not mean that the English ethnicity is imaginary. Those two things can be true at the same time. I got in trouble years ago for suggesting that the footballer Paul Pogba was French, but not ethnically French. It’s insanity. That is just a factual position. Common sense, clearly. Separately, Restore Britain has said from the very start - owning a British passport does not make you British. We have seen how lazily those documents have been frittered away. Holding that piece of paper does not automatically make you British, we are very clear on that. Is the Egyptian lunatic Alaa Abd El-Fattah British? He has a passport. Restore Britain says NO. No, he is not and he should be stripped of that paper and deported. Being British encompasses so much more than that, it means so much more than that. It is not simply a piece of paper. It is culture, shared beliefs, patriotism, language, a common understanding of what is right and wrong. That has nothing to do with ethnicity, obviously. But for even daring to suggest that English ethnicity exists I’ll be roundly attacked. It is just a fact. Every other country in the world manages to acknowledge ethnicities exist without descending into hysteria. England should be able to do the same.

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Luiyo🇺🇸🇵🇷
Luiyo🇺🇸🇵🇷@luismedina_431·
Today is American Citizenship day in Puerto Rico. We celebrate our American citizenship and we are proud of it. The United States is the greatest country on earth. 🇺🇸🇵🇷
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Kaare Johnson@KaareJohnson·
@MrPitbull07 $40 is insulting. Keep your money next time. But you already know this $100 minimum. $120 is about right You shouldn’t go out to eat anymore. Just go to the grocery and cook at home.
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Mr PitBull
Mr PitBull@MrPitbull07·
We went to a dinner as a group and had a $500 bill. We tipped $40. We were happy we can be able to give our server something, but her reaction was the opposite. She told us she assumed we're going to give her at least $120. When we asked for the manager, she said she was just joking, but she wasn't smiling at all. Idk, but is $40 tip enough for $500 bill? I just feel like expecting $120 is not realistic. ~Lea Robertson
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Espartero Van Halen ✝️ 🇪🇦🖤
@edgar___es He boxeado y golpeando así te puedes romper tus huesos de la muñeca que son jodid0s. Si no sabéis boxear usad el codo subiéndolo hacia la cara (si con mas estatura es mas facil) HACIA LA CARA
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𝗘𝗱𝗴𝗮𝗿
𝗘𝗱𝗴𝗮𝗿@edgar___es·
🇺🇸 Estados Unidos: un provocador reta a un mexicano “Vamos mexicano, pelea”. El mexicano le dice: “No sé boxear". El provocador insiste: “Eres mexicano, naciste sabiendo boxear, pelea”. A lo que el mexicano le da un derechazo limpio y lo 💤 noquea.
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Just a Bori
Just a Bori@justabori·
@H0H0v Same boy at the beginning and the end. Same energy.
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KHALID@H0H0v·
Which Kid Uses up more ENERGY?
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