a roll of tape

@OliLondonTV Whomst've?

Actress Laura Benanti says she’s shocked that not a single person recognized her on a plane. “Not a single one of them recognized me and I could not tolerate that obviously.”

@lporiginalg A sausage has gone missing!

@WallStreetMav April fools lol

🚨🚨🚨Breaking: The German government to build 15 new nuclear power plants and lift sanctions immediately on all Russian oil and natural gas. German Chancellor Merz has also agreed to pay to rebuild the Nord Stream pipeline to Russia. All wind and solar projects have been cancelled. "It's time for Germany to open our energy economy. The best way to do this is via free markets, lowering taxes and regulations". For Immediate Release. Berlin, April 1 2026.

@GeneralMCNews bullet, that's funny

BREAKING: The bullet used to kill Charlie Kirk did not match the rifle allegedly used by suspect Tyler Robinson, according to court records.

@TheBuckYouWill one of the greatest videos in the history of the internet

A CANADIAN CLASSIC FROM HAMILTON, ONTARIO: Have you EVER wondered... …what kind of sound a cast iron pan makes when it strikes a member of ANTIFA across the head? Fear not, I have you covered!! 🤣🤣🤣

@GamewithDave i still play master of orion 2 today lmao

For those who used a computer between 1995 and 2001, what's the computer game from that time that sticks with you the most, and why?

@JeanClaudeRact @Ben68638515 @ABridgen he blocked me lol

@justarolloftape @Ben68638515 @ABridgen I have already asked Dr. Braun similar questions. Below are my questions. He answered them. x.com/JeanClaudeRact…

Evidence is now being released that the Israeli strike on Syria’s port of Tartus in Dec 2024 was in fact a 0.3kt tactical nuclear missile. 1/15 the size of the Hiroshima bomb. Please watch the video and tell me what you think in the comments. youtube.com/shorts/mvLhqu3…

@lporiginalg real

@Ben68638515 @ABridgen if the weapons were "dirty" then it would be incredibly easy to verify their use. if it's difficult to verify radioactive emissions even a couple hours after the explosion, what's the issue with this particular kind of explosion?

1."Clean" refers to weapon itself, not to the radionuclides created by emitted fast neutrons. 2. Unlimited escalation ladder: US GAC rept. '52 on thermonuclear device: "its use [..] carries much further than the atomic bomb itself the policy of extermination civilian populations"

@doogadoo11 i know this is AI, but the donkey's hatred of canines is eternal

Damn. I’m sure there’s a U.S. / Iran analogy in there somewhere.

@MattWalshBlog yeah nobody believes this bs anymore

It's ridiculous that NASA is launching a mission around the Moon this week that will send humans farther into space than ever before and it's getting almost no attention. A landmark moment in the history of our species. History books will care about this moment even if you don't.

@Erdayastronaut we know, it's just nobody believes it lmao

I'm honestly SHOCKED at how the general public has NO IDEA Artemis II is taking humans out to the moon and will be the furthest humans have ever flown. Every non-space nerd I've talked to has no idea. WE GOTTA GET PEOPLE STOKED!!!! THESE FOUR HUMANS ARE FLYING TO THE MOON!!!

@Ben68638515 @ABridgen If the nukes are clean, why does it matter if they're nukes?

Evidence for Tartus nuke (Dec 15 ’24, UTC) rests on 6 independent geophysical evidences (remote and local radiation, seismic waveform and amplitude, crater size, pressure damage). Every single one of these evidences are at variance with the unbased though widespread claim of a conventional explosive. Since more than a year, no single valid scientific argument has been presented against these evidences, despite unbased claims to the contrary. As some of these unbased claims are as unlikely to be correct as finding one particular atom in the entire Universe, yet find their way into absurdly "not even wrong" and misleading CN’s, here is a comprehensive rebuttal: 1) The observed radiation peak intensity in Cyprus (and Turkey) is in complete agreement with the quantitative predictions of a US DoD fallout model based on a 99.9% clean weapon [Housatonic ,1962] and a 0.3kt yield following independent from crater size *and* seismic data. 2) ) The unbased claim that observed radiation peaks are within “normal radiation levels”, blatantly ignores the fact in *all* 7 (!) Cyprus stations on Dec 16 ’24 are at 4-12 sigma above background. In addition, there are signals at 6 Turkish stations each with >7 sigma signals. The likelihood of all of these signals being random is much less than 1 in 10^52, or as absurdly unlikely as finding one particular atom in the whole of Earth. [Note that *one single* 5-sigma observation is sufficient for scientific discovery in Particle Physics, 2 sigma in Biology]. 3) There is a similar unbased claim that the Tartus GZ radiation readings were random. Instead of sending a team in Dec ’24, IAEA sponsored the DoD co-sponsored “GoodISIS” to produce an entirely flawed report containing above erroneous arguments. The readings of 6000nSv/h, finally performed after 3 months, exceeded those of Hiroshima and Nagasaki after a shorter time. Observed Tartus GZ radiation levels *exceeded* the published background levels in Syria of 94 +/- 8 nSv/h by more than 700 sigma (!), The claim of a a random occurrence is even less likely to be correct than finding one particular atom in the entire Universe. And - last not least : 4) CTBTO Chief Rob Floyd has recently admitted that his organization is fundamentally unable to detect nukes with yield of <0.5kt ( that includes “dirty” ones). Thus CTBTO cannot detect the Tartus nuke of 0.3kt (B61-12 at lowest yield). Thus the claim that international agencies would have reported an event of the size of Tartus nuke is absurd and manifestly erroneous. In conclusion, every single one of these misleading claims attempting to refute the overwhelming evidence for Tartus nuke has been obliterated. ctbto.org/resources/for-…

@BrunetteBunny20 @Maxy_aura Lol I'm pretty sure they realize

@Maxy_aura I’ve seen way too many videos of Thai fights where everyone there kicks people in the head repeatedly. I think they have a low IQ and don’t realize kicks to the head are fatal.

Thai Security knocks out British tourists that refused to pay their bill and were violent towards bar girls.

@cirnosad "Varus, give me back my AWACS!"

😉

@TheRoyalSerf Sam Hyde

Who is your favorite jew?

@Dhavidote A young Ron Laflamme

They don’t make movies like this anymore 😫

@DanielMarkham What about people who are completely ambivalent about Pantera?

I block all Pantera haters.

@Ryanmatta There are fuel shortages throughout rural Thailand right now.

I was just informed by my friend in Thailand, that all Asian countries have made deals for oil already and there is not a single line for any gas at any gas stations. He told me that their government officials already assured them. They said the EU, there screwed but Asian countries are happy getting energy/oil from Russia and Malaysia.

@BoulPizz Everyone's brain works differently. Assuming people without an internal monologue are "less than" is foolish

Nearly 50% of ppl do NOT have internal monologue. Once I found this out, everything made more sense. Ppl aren’t even THINKING